Since today my brothers pc went kapoof i m left wiv this outdated, slow garbage comp that cant even upload photo's nor download anything...shish.....anyhow the show must go on...this happened just recently when Jay & I were wiv some couple of his friends hanging around innocently, chit-chatting and getting to know each other...I've met them previously at KLCC but we barely talked so i tot hey this could b a delicate time to know em....
We had planned to let them meet the whole damn group but that would seem to good to b true as Ju had to go to KL for a penis enlarger, Mond was piled up wiv assignments so there goes Debbie as well, Romero was busy wiv futsal, And finally our 2 lovebirds Mark & Nathan were too busy romancing their "stones" if ya ask me....So it just came to Jay & I...hmmm...
Met the gals at Portuguese Settlement at 11pm and it was raining like shit....had a nice chat wiv all 3 of em...Denise, Ellise, and Mei Ji, 3 warm and friendly gals from the land of KL...Nice ppl if ya ask me....totally down to earth and the umph thing is, they're not snobbish unlike certain gals..well most to b truthful on a 1st time met basis...And yes They're hot ;)
So came the time we had to send them back, there i was nicely chatting wiv them in the car, we were laughing out loud, having a very good time bonding, then suddenly, the Fugly truth came....There happened to b a roadblock at the Gerbang gate of Ayer Keroh...well i wasn't scared since i know i always carry my ID's and stuff....but my heart sank stone numbing cold when Elle and Mei Ji said they din bring their IC...gulp...never mind...as expected the cops told us to stop....they were trying to b very firm and aggressive...they would talk very rudely to Jay & I but very miangly sweet talk to the gals...typical...then came their head o leader o wat ever u call that bastard...
He was determined not to let us go....we had to stand at the corner and think of a solution....we tried our best to calm the gals...the situation got worst when they had to ring their parents and race to the scene of crime....nasty...so we waited...we waited more than an hour, so the cops got edgy and impatient they kept asking hey where is the dad?few min later...one came and approached us...i could never forget those shocking words:
Cops: Kalau nak settle ni ade 2 cara je...susah dan senang....
Kamal: Cara susahnye apa bang?
Cops: Senang je, pompuan ni masuk lokap, tunggu bapak dier bawak ic pastu lepas...
Kamal: (Heart racing) Cara senangnye Bang??????
FUCKED UP SAME COP: SENDIRI MAU PIKIR LE...........
It was at that time....i began to feel my temper exploding....i've heard the stories from my friends on how cops would ask for bribery and stuffs like that...some would even accompany u to the ATM machine and wait for u to withdraw the cash...but in all my years of living, never had i encounter all of this...sure my dad's been stopped by cops b4 but never once did he bribe the dude..may b grown ups know better on how to handle the situation...knowing that there were 5 innocent and inexperienced young ones there...they attempted to go to the extreme...It was a cat and mouse game..
Here i m wiv a fucked up aged cop asking direct to my face on bribery...i couldn't take this shit no more so Jay stepped up and tried to resolve it...heck u guess how much they wanted from us?RM 100...wtf....there were 5 cops standing there and all of em wanted bribe...wat has happened to our police force?my late grandpa used to b in the force and he carried out his duty wiv pride and honour...THAT BADGE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN ITSELF U FAGS FUCKERS ASS HOLES......
Jay & I wouldnt budge so yes we waited for the dad to come....a few min of talking wiv the cops and the dad managed to settle everything...thank god....then the idiot cops can say somemore.. ok u gals can go back...u 2( Jay & I ) stay here....i was like hah?we're the ones wiv the ID's y we have to stay back...after the gals left, they can ask some more for bribe..wat are u freaking retarded o wat...we din give u anything just now we certainly aren't gonna give u now ya fuck head...the leader can even have the nerve on saying KALAU DIORANG BAWAK IC U ALL SUDAH BOLEH PERGI ENJOY SAME DIA...HELLO THEY ARE NOT OBJECTS U PERVERT....seriously i m getting sick of telling this....
The lesson that we can share to u today is ppl, besides Bringing ur IC at all cost whereEVER u go, don't bribe....never...even if they ask u 2....just dont.....trust me, it'll taint ur soul...i m no saint n heck i aint gonna try to b one either...but i noe my limits, and i m proud to say, on behalf of Jay as well, WE DIN BRIBE...FUCK U STUPID COPS...
We had planned to let them meet the whole damn group but that would seem to good to b true as Ju had to go to KL for a penis enlarger, Mond was piled up wiv assignments so there goes Debbie as well, Romero was busy wiv futsal, And finally our 2 lovebirds Mark & Nathan were too busy romancing their "stones" if ya ask me....So it just came to Jay & I...hmmm...
Met the gals at Portuguese Settlement at 11pm and it was raining like shit....had a nice chat wiv all 3 of em...Denise, Ellise, and Mei Ji, 3 warm and friendly gals from the land of KL...Nice ppl if ya ask me....totally down to earth and the umph thing is, they're not snobbish unlike certain gals..well most to b truthful on a 1st time met basis...And yes They're hot ;)
So came the time we had to send them back, there i was nicely chatting wiv them in the car, we were laughing out loud, having a very good time bonding, then suddenly, the Fugly truth came....There happened to b a roadblock at the Gerbang gate of Ayer Keroh...well i wasn't scared since i know i always carry my ID's and stuff....but my heart sank stone numbing cold when Elle and Mei Ji said they din bring their IC...gulp...never mind...as expected the cops told us to stop....they were trying to b very firm and aggressive...they would talk very rudely to Jay & I but very miangly sweet talk to the gals...typical...then came their head o leader o wat ever u call that bastard...
He was determined not to let us go....we had to stand at the corner and think of a solution....we tried our best to calm the gals...the situation got worst when they had to ring their parents and race to the scene of crime....nasty...so we waited...we waited more than an hour, so the cops got edgy and impatient they kept asking hey where is the dad?few min later...one came and approached us...i could never forget those shocking words:
Cops: Kalau nak settle ni ade 2 cara je...susah dan senang....
Kamal: Cara susahnye apa bang?
Cops: Senang je, pompuan ni masuk lokap, tunggu bapak dier bawak ic pastu lepas...
Kamal: (Heart racing) Cara senangnye Bang??????
FUCKED UP SAME COP: SENDIRI MAU PIKIR LE...........
It was at that time....i began to feel my temper exploding....i've heard the stories from my friends on how cops would ask for bribery and stuffs like that...some would even accompany u to the ATM machine and wait for u to withdraw the cash...but in all my years of living, never had i encounter all of this...sure my dad's been stopped by cops b4 but never once did he bribe the dude..may b grown ups know better on how to handle the situation...knowing that there were 5 innocent and inexperienced young ones there...they attempted to go to the extreme...It was a cat and mouse game..
Here i m wiv a fucked up aged cop asking direct to my face on bribery...i couldn't take this shit no more so Jay stepped up and tried to resolve it...heck u guess how much they wanted from us?RM 100...wtf....there were 5 cops standing there and all of em wanted bribe...wat has happened to our police force?my late grandpa used to b in the force and he carried out his duty wiv pride and honour...THAT BADGE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN ITSELF U FAGS FUCKERS ASS HOLES......
Jay & I wouldnt budge so yes we waited for the dad to come....a few min of talking wiv the cops and the dad managed to settle everything...thank god....then the idiot cops can say somemore.. ok u gals can go back...u 2( Jay & I ) stay here....i was like hah?we're the ones wiv the ID's y we have to stay back...after the gals left, they can ask some more for bribe..wat are u freaking retarded o wat...we din give u anything just now we certainly aren't gonna give u now ya fuck head...the leader can even have the nerve on saying KALAU DIORANG BAWAK IC U ALL SUDAH BOLEH PERGI ENJOY SAME DIA...HELLO THEY ARE NOT OBJECTS U PERVERT....seriously i m getting sick of telling this....
The lesson that we can share to u today is ppl, besides Bringing ur IC at all cost whereEVER u go, don't bribe....never...even if they ask u 2....just dont.....trust me, it'll taint ur soul...i m no saint n heck i aint gonna try to b one either...but i noe my limits, and i m proud to say, on behalf of Jay as well, WE DIN BRIBE...FUCK U STUPID COPS...
Call Of Duty is required....Medal of Honors are stripped...
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