You heard me..here is a word of advice..never ever ever ever step foot at our very own DISASTROUS Taman Buaya.....not only u have to pay unworthy rm 5, u get to see stupid croc's doing nothing but sleep sleep sleep...heck even Zoo Melaka is much worth than this....At 1st it wasn't that bad...till we came across this big pond filled with big croc's...according to sources there used to b a very large Croc named Johny but he died some time ago so yeah..but then again we saw another huge croc we decided to name Johny Jr..the bastard won even move a muscle...
So we asked one of their workers y the heck isn't Johny Jr moving...u noe wat he told us?No no that croc can't make it i think he's dying...everytime when i usik him he doesnt move....not a muscle.....so we decided to believe the man....all till he demonstrated to us how he disturbed Johny Jr....Psss!!!Psss!!!Shhhuutt!!Wat in croc's name were u doing u sick freak?No wonder Johny Jr won move...If i were to do the same, whispering psss psss psss n shuuut shuut heck even tilll Malaysia snows oso Johny Jr won move u sick ass!!!! So we told the man hey y don u usik Lil Johny Jr just like how u like to disturb the other croc's? Saya Tak Brani la nanti dier marah.....F U la idiot......
We decided to take measures to our own hands...So Jay threw a big brick on Johny Jr n guess wat.....He opened his eyes all rite....U won believe this..but Johny Jr had Red eyes compared to other crocs....just looking at those eyes were enough to terify us...ok Johny Jr we'll leave.....
Then we waited at least 30 minutes of delay for their crocodile show...they 1st demonstrated some magic which was pretty dumb....then it was men vs a phython which was also lame...they only displayed a small phython wat the heck...n the last part..it was men vs croc.....now that tops the lamo chart..the only part that was wow was when the croc produced a very huge roar....not bad...other than that...plz....plz..don go...plz....let our suffering b a lesson to u....
So we asked one of their workers y the heck isn't Johny Jr moving...u noe wat he told us?No no that croc can't make it i think he's dying...everytime when i usik him he doesnt move....not a muscle.....so we decided to believe the man....all till he demonstrated to us how he disturbed Johny Jr....Psss!!!Psss!!!Shhhuutt!!Wat in croc's name were u doing u sick freak?No wonder Johny Jr won move...If i were to do the same, whispering psss psss psss n shuuut shuut heck even tilll Malaysia snows oso Johny Jr won move u sick ass!!!! So we told the man hey y don u usik Lil Johny Jr just like how u like to disturb the other croc's? Saya Tak Brani la nanti dier marah.....F U la idiot......
We decided to take measures to our own hands...So Jay threw a big brick on Johny Jr n guess wat.....He opened his eyes all rite....U won believe this..but Johny Jr had Red eyes compared to other crocs....just looking at those eyes were enough to terify us...ok Johny Jr we'll leave.....
Then we waited at least 30 minutes of delay for their crocodile show...they 1st demonstrated some magic which was pretty dumb....then it was men vs a phython which was also lame...they only displayed a small phython wat the heck...n the last part..it was men vs croc.....now that tops the lamo chart..the only part that was wow was when the croc produced a very huge roar....not bad...other than that...plz....plz..don go...plz....let our suffering b a lesson to u....
This is Johny.....he's dead but check out the size...
We're all smiles now...but we din noe the boredom that was waiting for us...
Ju its moving Ju..lol..
Yeah yeah a turtle with a long head..so wat?
Yeah yeah an Anaconda showing off its teeth..big deal...r u kidding me thats nice lol...but sigh its just a picture..
This croc here has lost some teeth..
Now this is rare...a croc with a hunchback..
N this croc has battle scars all over it...
Meet Johny Jr..one big ass croc..
Yeah he's huge...n lazy...
Do u see us smiling now?We waited 2 hours for them to whack the living shit outta each other..
Ju k ful Ju...when u least expect it Lil Johny Jr will turn back n rarrrr...
Peace out from me...
Jay seems to enjoy this place..he's all smiley compared to usual
This one wats not 2 b happy bout...he's Animal Planet anyway..
Ju is just happy enough to not see any crocs whack the living shit outta each other..he takut ma ;)
Cros farm sucks..croc farm sucks!!!
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