There's always someone thinking of you, no matter what time of the day. But before we all reside for sleep, ill be thinking of you..

M.o.F.a.K.s 4 LiFe

M.o.F.a.K.s 4 LiFe
Children of the yesterdays..Equilibrium of The tomorrow....


Wednesday, February 25, 2009

~~LiL oNg TuRnS 16 On VaLeNTiNe'S;tHe M.o.F.a.K.s rOcKs tHe KaRaOkE oNcE aGAiN~~


P/S:PLEASE FEEL FREE TO VIEW BACK CERTAIN TOPICS FROM OUR BLOG...Y?WE HAVE FINALLY ADDED SOME VIDEOS THAT WE COULDN'T AFFORD POSTING B4..BUT THANKS TO OUR DEAR EDWIN...ITS NOW POSSIBLE....HERE R D FOLLOWINGS:



~~Life Before The M.O.F.A.K.S~~
~~Something Fishy Goin' Around Here!!!Arrrr!!!!~~
~~Sayonara 2@@8; Konichiwa 2@@9~~
~~CNY Day 4-Debbie Debbie;BBQ Partay Again~~
~~R.I.P Dearest Plucky~~
~~Mark 2 KL; Hellacious BBQ Partayyy~~
~~Desmond turns 2@; Anyone Care 4 Seoul?~~


Phew that was one long title....oh well...Soon after the Chaotic BBQ, some of us had very few hours to sleep....had to wake up by 12pm coz we were invited by Julian's Frends(Love u Ppl) for a birthday party...Ong Chern Juin & Jia Ling...hey hey we had an invitation card sm mr..Happy Sweet 16th Birthday..UNFORTUNATELY...only some of us were able to make it....Edwin fell sick..Desmond was busy i guess..Jason was busy oso..counting stars in Lala Land..Mark couldn't come out...So its just Julian, Jay & I for this event...yo for ur info this happened on Valentine's Day...so...best wishes to all....

Well i can only talk bout Ong here coz i dunno Jia Ling so cant say much ya....Ong, the 1st time we met i can still remember it was at a nite market...Kg 8...haha u were cycling some more...dats rite ppl in that jam filled wit ppl walking he can still cycle...1st impression...i tot u were still in primary...mana tau ini budak same age with Botak..Well actually to b precise he's wat u call a budak lompat...but wat d heck we follow d form la k...u choose la k Ong...u wan 15 o 16...Cough don forget our small business ya..cough cough..i wan 2 boxes of that stuff with good discounts cough cough ;)

12:30..Jay, Julian n I dropped by at Kedai Kek Italy to choose a cake for both of the Bday birds...We din wan smth too fancy n smth too childish..just nice for a sweet 16 Bday.....Yeah we cought one indeed....Met all of em at Le Garden..Kada Plenty People mai....haha malu at 1st...but 5 minutes later, we were like isi dengan kuku hahahahahahaha...Was good to see some familiar faces like Leon, Sebastian, Teoh and Chung...Hey hey 2 separate Bday songs..one from them n 1 from The M.O.F.A.K.S... met some new frends as well....So lets see how things worked out at Le Garden shall we?



The Invitation card...Aww so sweet..


The Content..really touching...


The M.O.F.A.K.S.'s choice of Bday Cake for Ong & Jia Ling...


These were chosen by the IJC gals...Booooo!!!haha...


Dats 1 heck of a crowd...how many tables did u guys take again?5?6?awesome...


Meet The Bday Boy, Lil Ong....


Meet The M.O.yawn..F.A.K.S..yawn...still sleepy...Botak i can still smell ur colgate..Jay u still look gay..


Serious Please...M.O.F.A.K.S.....


Epi Epi Bday Ong...faster blow that candle so that we can splash that face of urs in that cake..


Yay...Eh how come oni 1 candle ni padam...faster Ong..Leon cannot tahan d...


Aww...exteremly adorable the way he's cutting dat cake..Leon cancel la d plan...kasi chance..


Haha may b a lil smooch on the forehead won't hurt...


N some facial on d cheeks...haha


A close up view...I m sure Jay took this shot..wait..forgot..he's not gay..anymore..haha


Say Cheese everyone...Ahh....the Youth Spirit..Yes Ong plz chop off that irritating Botak's head..


Not Forgetting the cake From The M.O.F.A.K.S..Ahem d Founder n d Eldest sm mr give to u Ong..


Enjoying that Mozarella Cheese Jay?Slow down la...schneeky...


Say hi to Teoh..Sebastian...Ong n our New Frend Kash..Don stand in his way..u'll fly..


Chung n Jeremy...Um is it just me or u guys look like brothers?Unfortunately Chung, Jay is abnormal..

Really digged this partay ppl....haha for the 1st time i noticed Le Garden had trouble coping with their service....haha pening...way to go guys....Wanted Ong to to join us for Karaoke....sadly he had to go back....sob sob....nvm Ong...we sing for u....the plan was at 1st Movie+Karaoke...haha i cant imagine if the cinema were to cater more than 20 of us....imagine the carnage....just settled down for d karaoke....they wanted Jetty at first...but no no...The M.O.F.A.K.S hearts Dreambox....Totally worth it y'all...we had 16 ppl n booked the V.I.P room...from my experience...it totally rocks....1 big screen TV & a smaller one...4 Big Speakers....Touch Screen Controls...Personal Toilet...Endless Snacks...

Julian & I kicked off the show by singing Hello n My Way...oh it was an excellente performance if we would say....the crowd was just great....thanks for all the applause....u guys rock...we sang so many songs.....Uncle Kracker, Creed, Mariah Carey, The Bangles, The Hollies..just too many la....n u gals really have soothing voices....hands down y'all......lets just kick off to the show ya..




Yes ppl...beat him up..Who ask him not joining us for the Karaoke..


Waiting for our Turn..


Apesal citer lame sgt ni?get d room damn it...oh wait..Julian was applying for membership..steady..


See?Until our frend here Darshna can sleep...eh wake up la Darsh..ur folks r watching..


Let Bastian n Chung lead the way..no we r not at a disco...just in case u were wondering..


Well waddya noe?room 16..n sweet 16 it is baybeh...


Check out the size of this room....Choosing our Fav Drinks now..


16 ppl..but no one managed to finish this...haih...plenty mai..


Chung don always stick to Jay...he's dangerous...later for no reason...dot dot dot...


Janine, Darshna & Andrea...awesome gals...superb voices..wat?u guys wan another photo?y not....


Taddaa.....Sweet.......is there by any chance that u gals r single?cough..just asking..cough...


Start it off boys...Skolah Tinggi Melaka Ke Seluruh Negara...


Now for the Gals...Haha Janine..Darshna is eyeing dat Mic of urs..


Woh..guys r really taking it to the extreme..lantai pun jadi la..


Chung seems to b enjoying himself...yeah....nice to b young..


Jay plz look at the screen...Who r u looking at u pervert king...


Huh?Wat in karaoke's name?Darshna y u sleeping?hey wake up..


Ah..meet our new Guests..Jazel n Angel...


The ultimate Duet of Sebastian & Jay...u could see the glass cracking n ground shaking ;)


This was a gal song so we had to pitch up our voices haha....




IT WAS JUST JAZEL, JULIAN, JEREMY & I FOR THE LAST SEGMENT...SENT THEM OFF AT JONKERS N...HEARD THEY HAD A LONG WALK N TALK...SO U SEE PPL...THATS HOW U CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S...SIMPLE...YET SWEET....

TOODLES...


~~R.I.P DeArEsT TaBiThA~~

Before we continue to the next post..The M.O.F.A.K.S would like to steal some of ur time, and express their deepest condolences to Tabitha, a friend belonging to The IJC gals..Very sorry for taking such a long time to express our condolonces gals..Please forgive us..

Dear Tabitha suffered a fatal disease n passed away on the 14th Of February 2009..She was yet to complete her SPM examinations..
which we r certain she will do well in..We too, noe how it feels to lose a loved one....yes we do...

There was no doubt that Tabitha meant the world to these IJC gals..Doin their very best to ensure Tabitha would breathe nature's air once again, The gals went for a search to collect some donations for Dear Tabitha..We compliment n salute these courageous gals for their hearts n sincerity..

But As we all noe...Men can plan, But its He who decides...Rejoice gals, for God loves Tabitha as well n has blessed her with an early death, so that she may rest peacefully, cheerfully in the gardens of heaven...rest assured girls she is doing very well in the afterlife and is smiling upon u Gals always....always......Amen....






A moment of Silence Dear Readers.......

Friday, February 20, 2009

~~ThE ReTuRn Of ThE M.o.F.a.K.s~~

Hey i noe it sounds cheesy, but they always say....IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON FIX IT...So here we go....a 2nd bbq party...well..i mean organized among ourselves that is...its been more than a month since we last assembled full forced...so this is big..like really big...expectations were sky rocket high....the food has to b better than last time....n hopely more mayhem...

  • 12.45pm...Edwin & The Ppl's Champ(gotta get use to this new term yah) reported in for duty at Botak's house and started off things...
  • I came later around 2pm(Friday Prayers wor)..
  • Things were heating up just fine.....Edwin n Julian were busy inventing their BBQ stove...haha nak masuk lamb byk2...greedy...
  • I had Jay to help me with my Spaghetti...the usuals...chop off d garlic..'Stimulate' d Ham(Its a term i specially use here)..Marinate the chickens..This n that..well..u noe....
  • Really really would like to take this time to thank Julian's mother, Mrs Lee for endlessly n tirelessly assisting us in d kitchen...without her help...success was inevitably impossible...
  • Jason dropped in later to help with even heavier gotong-royong....




We were indeed behind schedule...thank god i had so many helpful hands...Jay...thanks for helping me out a lot with my spaghetti..




Creativity is d name of game... Julian for King Scout ppl?


Peh...i noe u stress botak no need la chop off my head...


Superbly done dudes....just cant wait for those sweet lambs...


Yeah baby we got 3 bags of charcoal ready to burn...burn burn burn..


Defrosting the sub zero Ham...


Chop Chop Chop Chop...more garlic more flavor...


The ham has been perfectly Stimulated...ah...tempting...


N now for the Sauce..Courtesy to Jay, Edwin & Botak for helping me with the food testing..


Son preparing for his Performance tonight...


The guru is here to make sure Jason doesn't screw up..


Ahh...the frozen lamb....we cant wait to see u tonight...


Now to fry the ham....trust me..the smell was so god-smacking hard to resist..


N meet the Moody Chef..


Garlic bread..Thanks to Julian n Edwin for slicing these babies..


Can u guess who's this flower for?


A closer view of that Eden-Garden-picked Rose...


Yay Mark has returned...Mark u cover perut eh..haha


Rajinnye Botak...macam Zaman nenek moyang lah

With all that said and done...We were almost set...most of the stuff's were ready..Just needed those wings n lamb to b grilled..but d spaghetti was still behind schedule...gulp...I had to leave with Julian n fetch our beloved guests of honor...well more like Son's guests...Had Jay n Mark to help me complete my spaghetti....we were ready..n now.....well..HERE IT GOES NOW....LET THE PARTY BEGIN......



Meet the Bday boys....ah...at our prime...


Who r those 2 hot guests of ours Jason?


Meet Rui Ying & Vanaja..hello gals..hope u enjoy the party..


N Meet Alicia...yay thanks for joining our party..Alicia...eat ah...eat...


Zup Hoha....hey make sure don hangus this time ;)


And of coz..Meet the Master....Mr Smith.....bro superb handling with the grills man..awesome..


Debbie u seem choked up with laughter..wats so funny?


Woo..Meet the crew...cepat la ppl hungry la


Ahh...the food..i dunno who snapped this but thank u so much..arghh temptation..resistance is futile..


But this shot is better...wait..


This one's not too bad guys...Oh some 1 plz shoot me..


Ah...the effects of the smoke's have made Mr Smith high..


Say Konichiwa to my Dreamy Spaghetti Carbonara....Yeah...


Garlic Bread.. Self Service ya...


The wings grilled to perfection..Now u see it....


Now u don't....well sorta...


Managed to only take these shots...was an instant hit...


Everything seems fine here...


Yeah Mond....sexy siot...


Nice shot....ahem see la who took...


Ahh...the reunion of the Happiest couple of all time..Baju pun 2 kali 5 lol..


The side effects of my Knockout Punch Fruit Punch..High eh...


Yes Jay plz eat no need give me that lust look of urs..


Ey Mark wat smiling2?its not poison damn it...

Cough..Edwin don fall asleep again ya...


Iyer...how can only teach her...wat bout us...where is d love Son..where?


For heaven's sake smile la Vanaja...








Check this out....the Whopping Cream..I mean Whipping Cream...yes.. Competition..cough..



Start things off with Debbie...


Yeah..Hidup Botak...Uwek...wat bout ur diet plan grandpa??

That is so gross..plz y don u 2 just shoot ur selves


Even our Camera man?No way....


Hmm..not a bad idea Botak..but u have to bear d concequences

For Real?Jason throating down that Whipping Cream?Miracles happen..

This one dunno wats his problem...it's whipping cream not viagra damn it...get a grip of urself


Eh..Sudah Habis.....kesian Hoha..the cream oso tada care same lu...

Woo i spot a daredevil here..

Vanaja too?Damn...Mrs Lee....Ur son's socket loose d...


Our 3 honourable judges making their decision?who's the winner?

Yes Jay its Whipping Cream...u were expecting minyak sapi?u sickoo...


Holy Whipping Cream...Julian suddenly brings the rain upon Jason...DAMN!!!

Uwek..Son is covered in Horse Sperm as Rui Ying n Vanaja gasps in um..um joy?


But he's back n ready to go again..ahem..i heard sm 1 took d trouble to give him a comforting shampoo hair massage ;)


Aww...such a sweet photo..sob sob..our Jason is turning out to b a gentlegirl...i mean gentlemen..


  • It was getting very late..had to send our beloved guests back to their respective homes...
  • Alicia n Debbie went back 1st........We sent Rui Ying n Vanaja back later...
  • Lol the funny part was..These 2 senorita's 4got to bring IC..iyer..u wan me kena saman ar..
  • But it gets even better...after dropping them off..i just realised i left my own IC n License at Julian's...LMAO....
  • Jason n Mond went back at 5am so it was just Jay, Julian, Nathan, Mark, Edwin & I


BUT B4 DAT...NOT FORGETTING OUR SWEET MEMO'S....





M.O.F.A.K.S & Company Rocks!!!!!








NOW THE CLIMAX BEGINS..HOW SHOULD I SAY THIS...WE TOLD U B4...WHEN U ATTEND A M.O.F.A.K.S. BBQ PARTY U SHOULD NEVER...N I MEAN NEVER EVER THINK OF CLOSING THOSE LAZY EYES OF URS....IT APPLIES TO EVERYONE...HECK IF U REALLY START TO DOZE OFF...ITS ADVISABLE TO BATTLE THAT TEMPTATION, STAY AWAKE AS IF UR DEAR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT....OR ELSE...U FACE D UNFORTUNATE WRATH .HEY WE TRIED TO RESIST..WE TRIED NOT TOO B DEVILS BUT HEY...WHO'D PASS THIS CHANCE...WE TOT BY NOW OUR DEAR EDWIN WOULD LEARN...OH HE JUST COULDN'T RESIST THE COZY MATTRESS..YEAH HE WAS OUR SAME VICTIM..WAT A WAY TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY..BUT HEY HEY..THERE'S MORE...SOMEONE DECIDED TO FILL IN HIS SHOES...LOOK DOWN...
























Aww...dear Julian...our host...n NOW..our beloved victim.....

  • To start things off.....



Some Colgate on those solid hairy arms...

  • Next....


A lil Line 7 on d Forehead...Lol d Colgate on his arms kena Bantal...Stim...

  • Moving on...

A special touch on the Ketiak..Oh my...stop it..my stomach's gonna burst...

  • The Almost-Complete Masterpiece..


He clearly has no idea where he is..Dude he even closed his whole ketiak and sapu it like theres no tmr..serious


  • The Finale...


Lol...this was the craziest thing we ever done..totally Picasso....

TRUST ME...WE HAD TO HOLD OUR BREATHE'S TO SNAP THESE SHOTS...THE LAUGHTER WOULD NEVER END...WHEN HE WOKE UP...HE WAS TOTALLY IN "MALUMENT" LOL...NO MOOD WANNA WAKE UP SM MR...FOR OUR BELOVED EDWIN..THIS TIME WE DECIDED IT WILL B A LIGHTER PUNISHMENT....NTH MORE THAN...ADDING SOME MEATBALLS IN HIS SHORTS...EH OK WAT.....





Had to say a lil prayer for this task..wasn't easy..


This was d closest we could get..U like this rite Edwin..Now sleep with it...more like Nurse it.. Yeah he had the shock of his life when he woke up ppl..ya la woke up ni saw 2 balls dropping off from this pants..lucky not his Testacles....









AS USUAL...A SUPERB BBQ N MARVELLOUS REUNION...THANKS FOR COMING N DROPPING BY...WILL SEE U ALL SOON...M.O.F.A.K.S 4 LIFE