~~M33T Th3 M.o.F.@.K.s~~

Hello....haha its good to b back...very excited bout this whole shit....b4 we get those engines pumped up and started...i m sure u mite b wondering (don shit me n tell u weren't, fool) what is this M.O.F.A.K.S crap?Well we surely had lotsa questions....some of them very striking...here's some samples:

• Is it a group or gang name? (nope dude)

• It is a name of a new grocery stall? (not even close babe)

• A new species? (we would b proud of that)


• A NEW BRAND OF LINGERIE? (Oh we would love to design that all rite)


• A new country? A new planet? (haha k just trippin')

Well the truth is, dear readers...its really hard to explain in details what the M.O.F.A.K.S really is....ya gotta noe it internally rather than externally, from the inside rather than the outside..ya gotta live, breathe, feel, touch and taste the M.O.F.A.K.S.

The simplest way to describe this..The M.O.F.A.K.S is a way we express our selves...ya cant live with nor without it...its a sacred sanctuary when one needs it..its a fortress to seek shelter when ur enemies have u cornered..its a crying shoulder when one is broken and torn apart, its like a candle in the nite, its flame would glow and glare, bestowing its Undying divine light and touching every naked corner of darkness.

HOWEVER...The M.O.F.A.K.S, despite its glorious achievement...has a common weakness...It is A Living Parasite and needs to devour on these qualities: LOVE, WARMTH AND FRENDSHIP..without it...The M.O.F.A.K.S are nothing more than a boulevard of broken dreams...

So, by now dear reader's u should have some lil ideas in that cromosum of urs...What is The M.O.F.A.K.S? by sharing this story we hope that The M.O.F.A.K.S not only appiles to us..but also to all of you...Long LIVE M.O.F.A.K.S....

ALRITE...WITH ALL OF THAT SAID N DONE....ITS TIME TO BLOW THE ROOFTOP OFF THIS BITCH.....MEET THE M.O.F.A.K.S....MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!





1st M.O.F.A.K.S -Ahmad Kamal a.k.a Borat

yeap..thats me...we follow d sequence from eldest to d youngest..so i get to b first..I m proud to say that i m the author of our daily chronicles so being the 1st doesnt mean its a bed of roses lol...

And here are things dear readers, you should noe bout me:

• the eldest in the M.O.F.A.K.S (Duh u just mentioned it )

• I m an unpredictable mammal..at times i can burst into laugher..at times i can b Mr Hyde
  

• I came up with the name of M.O.F.A.K.S( kembang siot), originally it was Julian haha but i perfected it...haha

• I IDOLISE BORAT MUHAHAHA


• handsome...lol.... syok sendiri....

• cant write much bout me la later the rest will cook me up ;)

2nd & 3rd M.O.F.A.K.S-Mrs Debbie a.k.a. MRS Smith & Mr Desmond Tan a.k.a MR Smith

• its true ladies n gents..they're both married..no one can separate these two lovebirds...

• Our very own MRS Debbie is the only lady in the M.O.F.A.K.S..(hands down y'all)..

• Debbie is a very friendly lass, not to mention a sporting one too..(hey she participated and endured 3 hours of murderous futsal with us..imagine d fatigue..bet u chicas cant top that huh?)

• She is so madly in love with her husband, so please ladies forget it...he's taken n not for sale


• Desmond Tan...most of us call him Mond, is kinda lanky and bestowed with good looks..(jeles siot)
  

• a good friend of mine (we go way back to 12 yrs) and a reliable one too...u r a bummer if u r not his buddy..


• top notch defender in football..forwards, ya betta bring it otherwise u'll eat grass..

4th M.O.F.A.K.S-Edwin Ang a.k.a Animal Planet

• Same age with Mond, good old edwin just finished form 6
  


• a happy go lucky type, edwin can talk any stuffs with ya


• don play2 ah..his sister is a gymnast and represents our country(serious)

• quite knowledgable in fishing...(tapi satu ikan pun tak reti pancing haha)

• edwin wishes to work in d casino when his results come out...alll d best casino royale...


• oh ya...he's a cat lover too.....steady man


• being a cat lover..he is also capable of doing so many weird sounds..u should check it out
  

5th M.O.F.A.K.S-Nathan a.k.a Hohahinho

• This is an example wat we previously said bout d M.O.F.A.K.S..U cant live with o without it...thats how this guy Nathan fits in


• At times he can b irritating n blur as hell...but despite all that, he has a pure heart of gold...steady beb...


• A very hardworking dude..always looks for betterment and is willing to work hard (Ye la keje kat Singtel slalu kene bambu je, tak leh lawan balik ma)
  

• He Sometimes has communication problems with us but most of the times we smell wat ur cookin dude...


• A huge fan of Ronaldinho...(tapi main tak sama langsung...macam hohahinho)

• Wishes to b in d Marine...all d best sailor......

• He is also married...to his beloved wife Mark haha
  

6th-M.O.F.A.K.S-Mark a.k.a Gerrard (Perasan ;) )

• This is Nathan's Wife...joking ya Mark...these 2 shared the same school wat do u expect

• another really reliable person....always will offer advice and help to those who need it...we appreciate u Saint Mark...

• Mark usually provides us with his video cam so dat we can take important shots of our daily adventures...

• F@##$$ good footballer...school captain...used to play for Penang...his feet are very fast and has good body strength despite being quite short tehe (his 360 no one can beat)


• Now our dear Mark has left to KL to continue his studies in pharmacy..we miss u man...

7th M.O.F.A.K.S-Jason Tan a.k.a Smiley Son

• Now this is interesting...most of us call him Son....this dude really n i mean really enjoys smiling...dunno y.. its just his habit..any body who noes him...he just loves doing it..

• Just Finished SPM now waiting for a job (bro borang dah isi ke belum?)


• ladies...this guy's got a Herculean physique...a body to die for...his kaki macam gajah..skali tendang..dunno how to tell...he can smash a tin with ease..not crush..i mean smash..u should see him do it


• another f@$#$#%# good football player...its hard to tell btw him n Mark who is d better man..The lad's touches and skills are just breathtaking..

• Just like Mark, He was given an iron task when he captained the SFI Football Team, but only this time he brought them to glory by being champions of Bukit Cina Zone thus ending SFI's misery(It has been like more than 20 yrs SFI were "champless")...Hurray!!
  


• Son also has a vast talent in singing (a big fan of jason mraz) n voice acting..haha he can easily dub Yoda n Scooby Doo....

• Gals please talk to him....he really is a nice guy with a complete platinum package...when he sweats a heart shape is always tattooed upon his shirt..if worst comes to worst i 'm gonna have to fix him up wit dot dot dot ...lol u noe la son who....
  

8th Mofaks-Jeremy a.k.a gay boy

• M.O.F.A.K.S very own GAY BOY b aware fellas in d cinema when its dark..lol....
  


• This skunk has a very good trademark he has made instantly..his feet man...Oh god it can kill u..u wont survive...even he cant treat it...dah cuci banyak kali dah..u name it..dettol..haha just wont go away


• like Son, he just finished form 5 and hopes to b a pilot...(watch our Julian)
  

• To prove that he was not gay..he shifted from SFI to ST David...sorry man..not buying it
  


• currently working in dataran to pay for his driving license..

9th M.O.F.A.K.S-Julian a.k.a fish head

• the original founder of the M.O.F.A.K.S.
  


• the youngest among us all yet his way of thinking is superbly matured..(sometimes je)
  


• a thesaurus when it comes to cars..planes and motor bikes..other knowledge also can tahan siot
  


• his mouth dunno how to shut up...memang talking cock machine..don debate with him..
  


• he has a very luxurious house in malim..freaking canggih..all of us have been there except Jeremy..kesian


• Dreams to b a pilot and travels across the world..


• being the youngest, we always watch his back...so lil bro..anyone kacau u...let us noe...

WEL THERE U HAVE IT..U MET THE M.O.F.A.K.S..SORRY GUYS IF THE PICTURES AREN'T THAT GOOD...WILL IMPROVE IN D FUTURE..TILL NEXT POST..WORD OUT Y'ALL!!