~~ThE ReTuRn Of ThE M.o.F.a.K.s~~

Hey i noe it sounds cheesy, but they always say....IF IT AIN'T BROKE DON FIX IT...So here we go....a 2nd bbq party...well..i mean organized among ourselves that is...its been more than a month since we last assembled full forced...so this is big..like really big...expectations were sky rocket high....the food has to b better than last time....n hopely more mayhem...

• 12.45pm...Edwin & The Ppl's Champ(gotta get use to this new term yah) reported in for duty at Botak's house and started off things...
• I came later around 2pm(Friday Prayers wor)..
• Things were heating up just fine.....Edwin n Julian were busy inventing their BBQ stove...haha nak masuk lamb byk2...greedy...
• I had Jay to help me with my Spaghetti...the usuals...chop off d garlic..'Stimulate' d Ham(Its a term i specially use here)..Marinate the chickens..This n that..well..u noe....
  
• Really really would like to take this time to thank Julian's mother, Mrs Lee for endlessly n tirelessly assisting us in d kitchen...without her help...success was inevitably impossible...
  
• Jason dropped in later to help with even heavier gotong-royong....

We were indeed behind schedule...thank god i had so many helpful hands...Jay...thanks for helping me out a lot with my spaghetti..




Creativity is d name of game... Julian for King Scout ppl?


Peh...i noe u stress botak no need la chop off my head...


Superbly done dudes....just cant wait for those sweet lambs...


Yeah baby we got 3 bags of charcoal ready to burn...burn burn burn..


Defrosting the sub zero Ham...


Chop Chop Chop Chop...more garlic more flavor...


The ham has been perfectly Stimulated...ah...tempting...


N now for the Sauce..Courtesy to Jay, Edwin & Botak for helping me with the food testing..


Son preparing for his Performance tonight...


The guru is here to make sure Jason doesn't screw up..


Ahh...the frozen lamb....we cant wait to see u tonight...


Now to fry the ham....trust me..the smell was so god-smacking hard to resist..


N meet the Moody Chef..


Garlic bread..Thanks to Julian n Edwin for slicing these babies..


Can u guess who's this flower for?


A closer view of that Eden-Garden-picked Rose...


Yay Mark has returned...Mark u cover perut eh..haha


Rajinnye Botak...macam Zaman nenek moyang lah

With all that said and done...We were almost set...most of the stuff's were ready..Just needed those wings n lamb to b grilled..but d spaghetti was still behind schedule...gulp...I had to leave with Julian n fetch our beloved guests of honor...well more like Son's guests...Had Jay n Mark to help me complete my spaghetti....we were ready..n now.....well..HERE IT GOES NOW....LET THE PARTY BEGIN......



Meet the Bday boys....ah...at our prime...


Who r those 2 hot guests of ours Jason?


Meet Rui Ying & Vanaja..hello gals..hope u enjoy the party..


N Meet Alicia...yay thanks for joining our party..Alicia...eat ah...eat...


Zup Hoha....hey make sure don hangus this time ;)


And of coz..Meet the Master....Mr Smith.....bro superb handling with the grills man..awesome..


Debbie u seem choked up with laughter..wats so funny?


Woo..Meet the crew...cepat la ppl hungry la


Ahh...the food..i dunno who snapped this but thank u so much..arghh temptation..resistance is futile..


But this shot is better...wait..


This one's not too bad guys...Oh some 1 plz shoot me..


Ah...the effects of the smoke's have made Mr Smith high..


Say Konichiwa to my Dreamy Spaghetti Carbonara....Yeah...


Garlic Bread.. Self Service ya...


The wings grilled to perfection..Now u see it....


Now u don't....well sorta...


Managed to only take these shots...was an instant hit...


Everything seems fine here...


Yeah Mond....sexy siot...

Nice shot....ahem see la who took...


Ahh...the reunion of the Happiest couple of all time..Baju pun 2 kali 5 lol..

The side effects of my Knockout Punch Fruit Punch..High eh...

Yes Jay plz eat no need give me that lust look of urs..

Ey Mark wat smiling2?its not poison damn it...

Cough..Edwin don fall asleep again ya...

Iyer...how can only teach her...wat bout us...where is d love Son..where?

For heaven's sake smile la Vanaja...

Check this out....the Whopping Cream..I mean Whipping Cream...yes.. Competition..cough..

Start things off with Debbie...

Yeah..Hidup Botak...Uwek...wat bout ur diet plan grandpa??

That is so gross..plz y don u 2 just shoot ur selves

Even our Camera man?No way....

Hmm..not a bad idea Botak..but u have to bear d concequences

For Real?Jason throating down that Whipping Cream?Miracles happen..

This one dunno wats his problem...it's whipping cream not viagra damn it...get a grip of urself

Eh..Sudah Habis.....kesian Hoha..the cream oso tada care same lu...

Woo i spot a daredevil here..

Vanaja too?Damn...Mrs Lee....Ur son's socket loose d...

Our 3 honourable judges making their decision?who's the winner?

Yes Jay its Whipping Cream...u were expecting minyak sapi?u sickoo...


Holy Whipping Cream...Julian suddenly brings the rain upon Jason...DAMN!!!

Uwek..Son is covered in Horse Sperm as Rui Ying n Vanaja gasps in um..um joy?

But he's back n ready to go again..ahem..i heard sm 1 took d trouble to give him a comforting shampoo hair massage ;)


Aww...such a sweet photo..sob sob..our Jason is turning out to b a gentlegirl...i mean gentlemen..

• It was getting very late..had to send our beloved guests back to their respective homes...
• Alicia n Debbie went back 1st........We sent Rui Ying n Vanaja back later...
• Lol the funny part was..These 2 senorita's 4got to bring IC..iyer..u wan me kena saman ar..
• But it gets even better...after dropping them off..i just realised i left my own IC n License at Julian's...LMAO....
• Jason n Mond went back at 5am so it was just Jay, Julian, Nathan, Mark, Edwin & I
  

BUT B4 DAT...NOT FORGETTING OUR SWEET MEMO'S....

M.O.F.A.K.S & Company Rocks!!!!!

NOW THE CLIMAX BEGINS..HOW SHOULD I SAY THIS...WE TOLD U B4...WHEN U ATTEND A M.O.F.A.K.S. BBQ PARTY U SHOULD NEVER...N I MEAN NEVER EVER THINK OF CLOSING THOSE LAZY EYES OF URS....IT APPLIES TO EVERYONE...HECK IF U REALLY START TO DOZE OFF...ITS ADVISABLE TO BATTLE THAT TEMPTATION, STAY AWAKE AS IF UR DEAR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT....OR ELSE...U FACE D UNFORTUNATE WRATH .HEY WE TRIED TO RESIST..WE TRIED NOT TOO B DEVILS BUT HEY...WHO'D PASS THIS CHANCE...WE TOT BY NOW OUR DEAR EDWIN WOULD LEARN...OH HE JUST COULDN'T RESIST THE COZY MATTRESS..YEAH HE WAS OUR SAME VICTIM..WAT A WAY TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY..BUT HEY HEY..THERE'S MORE...SOMEONE DECIDED TO FILL IN HIS SHOES...LOOK DOWN...

Aww...dear Julian...our host...n NOW..our beloved victim.....

• To start things off.....

Some Colgate on those solid hairy arms...

• Next....

A lil Line 7 on d Forehead...Lol d Colgate on his arms kena Bantal...Stim...

• Moving on...
  

A special touch on the Ketiak..Oh my...stop it..my stomach's gonna burst...

• The Almost-Complete Masterpiece..
  

He clearly has no idea where he is..Dude he even closed his whole ketiak and sapu it like theres no tmr..serious

• The Finale...

Lol...this was the craziest thing we ever done..totally Picasso....

TRUST ME...WE HAD TO HOLD OUR BREATHE'S TO SNAP THESE SHOTS...THE LAUGHTER WOULD NEVER END...WHEN HE WOKE UP...HE WAS TOTALLY IN "MALUMENT" LOL...NO MOOD WANNA WAKE UP SM MR...FOR OUR BELOVED EDWIN..THIS TIME WE DECIDED IT WILL B A LIGHTER PUNISHMENT....NTH MORE THAN...ADDING SOME MEATBALLS IN HIS SHORTS...EH OK WAT.....

Had to say a lil prayer for this task..wasn't easy..


This was d closest we could get..U like this rite Edwin..Now sleep with it...more like Nurse it.. Yeah he had the shock of his life when he woke up ppl..ya la woke up ni saw 2 balls dropping off from this pants..lucky not his Testacles....

AS USUAL...A SUPERB BBQ N MARVELLOUS REUNION...THANKS FOR COMING N DROPPING BY...WILL SEE U ALL SOON...M.O.F.A.K.S 4 LIFE