~~THe MoFAkS EnTeR ThE LaNd Of THe MerLiON-pArT 2~~

B4 i continue our crusade, allow me to share a short story worth telling..I call it once upon a Gay Land...Cough...lets go..Once upon a time.......(Scroll Down idiots)

Upon the calm belt of the lovely morning....

....Joe The Man discovered a disturbing scare underneath his sheets, to his horror.....dup dup dup dup...

...Dear Jones, y isn't it his cherry blossom Markaniah....

...Ah the sigh of relief flushes through the face of Joe...

..Thus he decides to plant his seed of love to his dearly beloved but Markamiah is not so keen of the idea...early moodswings perhaps??Joe u beast..

After a series of attempts, Joe is tired...rejected..dismayed...ekkkkk...

So he turns to the outside world, hoping his dark chocolate would change his mind but Markamiah aint giving two fucks bout it...

..N continues to nap....

...Ahah...this is my chance claims our messiah.....That senile smile indicates that he swears revenge...

N wat a perfect way to get back on Markamiah....a healthy bunch of 2 of his faithful sex slaves ready to obey his command...ahh wat a wonderful threesome.....

THE END.....

Ahh that was priceless....tuhuhuhuhuh....now we can move on hahahahahhahahahhahaahhaa...Cough seriously so after the 1st nite, the lads checked out of the hotel and headed to Orchard Pan Pac Hotel.. I was kinda delayed coz i had to meet my dealer tfft....Met up with the lads at around 2 only to b told by the hotel staff that the hotel is fully booked n they had to move us despite making an early n secured reservation...fucks....The good news was they transfered us for a better hotel..kononnye...well to b fair the hotel was good n better but we chose orchard bcoz of the location wat kaninas....dah la the cab driver fucking rude nasib baik we tired if not kena hantam d...oh well tak pe la...nasib baik the hotel lawa...Ironically they sent us back to the same place....namer hotel pun lebih kurang but more grand..wohoo..Grand Copthorne Hotel baby...lol satu bilik worth around 400+ but we din have to pay for that amount haha

As soon as we settled down, some of the lads wanted to go for a swim..mana tau pulak hujan the lebats...so takpe la we just lepak in the room watch Liverpool kena trash then headed straight for our early new years eve dinner....TO MARINA SQUARE MY FRENDS...DESTINATION???SUKIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........I was glad the lads liked it...the stock of beefs kept coming n coming....sigh sedih though we din manage to break my previous record of 13 stacks...if the rest got here sure can go to 20 lol.....nvm nvm next time....Blame this on Alep n Joe for eating too much of MC.D.....dah habis kiter pun merantau around to look for sparkling juice.....

Headed back to the hotel bcoz Alep was not feeling good....Mark, Ju & Joe meanwhile, decided to go for a swim so off we went.....chilled at the pool, had good laughs n took plenty of vids.....Fuh our Joe dah power in swimming.....Siap2 after mandi then we kicked off the the highlight of the nite...OUR NEW YEAR'S SPEECH!!!!!!!This would go down as the longest speech from everyone so far...It was weird not to have the rest at 1st but as soon as we called them, the room was filled with their presence already.....Will post it up once we managed to burn it ppl.....

After all of that, we went to Arab St again to celeb our new year with style...Halfway it was a jam as expected.....Joe & I reached first while the others were stuck....We chilled at Arab St for a while b4 heading off home...Intended to head to Orchard to walk around but i was activated for work so had to leave them early...Fuh wanna book cab fucking long...all taknak berenti pukeimak.....Dah la, Picture time ppl....

Kiva!!!!

Kasi la bang..pls sayang...pls..

Rejected....AGAIN!!

Here we go peeps...

Welcome to Sukiya ne!!

Kenyang beb!!

Talking to the other MOFAKIANS at home..

Oh darling ur like ice cream on a sunny day...gotta eat n lick u b4 u melt away....

WTF r u doing lep??don spoil my pose

Let the pro show u how its done..

Huff n Puff to the new years..aper ko tgk tu dude...

Thats it on my part..Thanks guys for making it to SG n making our new years a blast!!!C u ppl......

-Posted By Stiffler-

~~THe MoFAkS EnTeR ThE LaNd Of THe MerLiON-pArT 1~~

I never ever tot that this day would come n i still feel as if i m dreaming....Long were the days that we wished that we would drive to the coasts of Singapore but NOW here we r to celebrate our most eventful outing of all outings....The grand daddy of em all....THE NEW YEARS DINNER!!!This dinner however will go down as an unusual one as not only we break away from our traditional Berts Garden, but also the number of The MOFAKIANS.....Yes ppl its true...

2 months b4 this event, i have posted n requested each n everyone of us to come to Singapore to celeb the new year as i m unable to come back Home....After endless of weeks waiting, cursing n screaming, only Ju, Joe, Mark & Alep managed to participate...It would have been perfect with the presence of the rest but like i said, THE SHOW MUST GO ON...N SO IT DID!!!!!SO OFF THESE BOYS WENT..TO THE LAND OF THE MERLION!!!!!!

It was also a mark of history as we had an unusual new years speech..Though we were all unable to b as one, i thank each n every one of the MOFAKIANS in Malaysia that picked up our call n gave their speeches..I shall post it up once i have converted the vids...Now lets go on with the grove....After the boys reached SG, i brought them to check in(King Copthorne Hotel)..lol The boys said that Joe had a hard time to pass the immigration..Maner taknyer member kener tanyer IC la Passport la but the rest all selamat.com lol...tu la bos dah cakap to look more frendly.. degil lol.....After check in we decided to locate the MRT and head to my place for a makan since Alep was craving for roti canai...Originally the hotel room was meant for just Alep n Ju but last min Mark n Joe decided to come SG on the 30th so wat the heck sumbat all together la....But we had to play smart so we asked Mark n Joe to go out first n wait outside, away from the public eyes...

Bastard after kluar cari these idiots they went so freaking far to the underpass pulak....Lol but to b fair it was really out of public view...They just reach oni but the fun had already started..but wait it din end there....We were on a quest to search for the MRT....i was not so familiar of this place but Mark confidently said he knew since he stayed around that place last time...So ok la follow him follow him bastard till sesat....The only thing he know was HOOTERS lol.....ok ok nvm so we jalan2 sm mr till we decided to enter a mall n had a break at MC.D...Peh Joe was so hungry he ate 3 burgers......tat tat tat.....Oh yeah if ur lame like him pls laugh at his joke....It goes lil smth dis...U LOVE ME NOT??after u nicely reply him yes i love u...He will nicely reply u BUT I LOVE KUAY TIAU....ah ha..ha..ha....very..funny...tuhuhu...

After that we finally got back to my place n i brought the boys for a makan of roti canai...Took a nap n watched CARTOONS cough cough....NITE TIME:OFF WE WENT TO CLARKE QUAY TO CHILL OUT BAYBEH!!!!!!Was really awesome as we waltzed around the luxury n stylish nitelife of SG..was eager to try the Reverse Bungee Jumping but Alep pussied out...Mak tak bagi la tu la ni la....Concluded the nite by chilling at the famous ARAB STREET n chilled with Kebab n Strawberry Tea............WORD!!!

Lets go peeps...TO SG!!

Unbearable to the naked eye...

He attemps to have a taste of Joe's balls of fury but Mark stops him by the dot....huhu

Aww....Cho gayably hot huhuhu...

Seriously wat were u idiots promoting in the bus?Gayyamania??

Stiffler in the house y'all...Welcome to SG FUCKERS!!

Bebudak sameonnn ni aku kater out of public view diorang pergi sembunyi kat underpass lol

Si sial ni tiru baju aku..

From my understanding, Mark is trying to give Alep a professional BJ but Joe is jealous...I get the gist of it huhu..

Unique chairs....

Blood temperature rising ^^

U pass la bro!!All that training din come to waste!!

Nice pic la bro..Look like politician...Mark the next PM???

Kesegaran teh Strawberi..Yummy..

Finally Joe submitted to the might of the pipe

Pic 1: The home within him awakens...

Pic 2: Cant tell whether he is declining or inviting

Take 3:He climaxed....

Joe must've squeezed Mark's balls so hard thats y his face like that..

After uploading all this realised one thing....perhaps i should change this post to Gayyamania???lol....

Part 2 shall commence soon....

-Posted By Stiffler-

~~HaPpY nEw YeAr 2011~~

A day late..big deal...the year of 2010 was so yesterday....we grove in to the dominant year of 2011....It has been a sweet, memorable, action packed year for the MOFAKIANS....To start off the year with a cracker, a new appearance shall b made for this blog...we thank you for ur faithful visits..so here we go 2011......will b posting pics of the UNUSUAL celeb soon...keep visiting ppl...

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011

-Posted By Stiffler-

~~ePi 14tH CiA GaL~~

Moving on at the speed of light, our Cia gal has reached 14 n still growing tall dang it huhuhu.....The Songbird of our group, i m sure she's gonna celeb it in style...huhuhu y everytime i not there for her bday celeb....

Happy 14th Cia....

-Posted By Stiffler-

~~ePi 19th JaY~~

We are nearing the end of the year very very soon...so excited bout it and CANT WAIT to c u guys...gonna post as much as i can manage here so here's one for ya now..The Champ has finally turned 19 baby...u've definitely have grown up to inherit the title u so deservedly claim baby....we love u loads n wish ur g.ma a speedy recovery....hehe thr's smth bout Jay i m dying to post it up but the time is just not rite yet ;) oh well then.....

Happy Bday Champs..

-Posted By Stiffler-

~~R.i.P XiAo bAo~~

28 November 2010..A clouded day; pain clung to the heart of Debbie..There has been a death. Yes IT'S bell's rung, eerie, unwanted, and came forth without any sound warning, grabbing the life of Xiao Bao..forever shutting her eyes closed and never again able to set her sights on dear Debbie. Death, probably boasting itself as nature's biggest threat and the ultimate silent killer, swept past through like a satin silked cloath, unnoticed by the naked eye, took away another life in our daily lives...Once again we are bounded by the laws of nature, The so called circle of life...yes life will continue to proceed, and we will probably move on from this pain, but for now, we shall weep, not in secrecy but true to the fact, that we will miss Xiao Bao.......

Though we know little of her, i would always remember dear Xiao Bao as a friendly and lively pet. You lived your life serving not only serving as a pet but as a family member to Debbie and family. We know u r well rested along with Plucky, Carbie, Prat, smiling down on us...u will b missed..I shall post her photo when i receive it from Debbie.....

IN MEMORY OF XIAO BAO.........

-Posted By Stiffler-