~~Sk8tEr BoYs~~

We're nearing the end of they year and i m like so way behind schedule...stupid pc still not here so have to bear wiv this loco comp....will try to speed things up ppl but in the mean time just enjoy this short story of our latest adventure...roller blading at MBMB...


Dalam keter pun mesti menggunakan topi keselamatan ;)

He was a skater boy i said see ya later boy....

~~H1n1 oN tHe RisE~~

Back in August this disease was running hot n wild...its still on the loose seriously wiv the government not wanting to cause a national catastrophe..Schools like MHS, St David had to b closed down for quarantine purposes...Our dear lil Alicia was coughing terribly one day so we had to rush her to the hospital...seriously we never tot this H1N1 thingy was a biggie till we saw it wiv our own eyes...

While in the hospital, Jason, Ju & I were playing ninja wiv our awesome masks and drawing some angry crowd if ya ask me but heck wiv it la lol it was fun...suddenly a patient was rushed out from the room, caughing badly and struglling to catch her breath for a vanilla blended, and yes u don have to ask she was tearing so heavily, cluthing her hands to her chest....she had to b rushed to GH...we were wondering wat was the commotion all bout till the dad said his daughter kena H1N1...without even saying another word, we sprinted out of the hospital saving our own asses...scary la ppl....very scary....so, here's an important message to all....stay healthy...







Eh kate batuk tapi nampak sihat je lol...


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Eat la u posers ;)


Dr Kamal securing the area...


..Powerpacked by his loyal steed Desmond confirms this area is F#%ked lol...


Some random BS of us lol....

BEWARE PPL...BEWARE......

~~Pa Ra Pa Pa Pa...I'm LoViNg It~~

That's rite ppl as the add suggests...We're chilling out at DP's Mc.D exactly at 2:04am lol....Sorry la my pc went haywire again so have to go all the way here lo sigh....well its not bad sitting down here exchanging laughs and burgers...we're enjoying some classic Euro Animal porn sponsored by our taiko Jay Shah.....


lol nth much here so toodles from us.....






Tengah takde keje...


Cruising off from ur beloved gay lovers...

We're Loving It....

~~WiLL ThE rEal PoLiCeMaN pLs StANd Up??~~

Since today my brothers pc went kapoof i m left wiv this outdated, slow garbage comp that cant even upload photo's nor download anything...shish.....anyhow the show must go on...this happened just recently when Jay & I were wiv some couple of his friends hanging around innocently, chit-chatting and getting to know each other...I've met them previously at KLCC but we barely talked so i tot hey this could b a delicate time to know em....

We had planned to let them meet the whole damn group but that would seem to good to b true as Ju had to go to KL for a penis enlarger, Mond was piled up wiv assignments so there goes Debbie as well, Romero was busy wiv futsal, And finally our 2 lovebirds Mark & Nathan were too busy romancing their "stones" if ya ask me....So it just came to Jay & I...hmmm...

Met the gals at Portuguese Settlement at 11pm and it was raining like shit....had a nice chat wiv all 3 of em...Denise, Ellise, and Mei Ji, 3 warm and friendly gals from the land of KL...Nice ppl if ya ask me....totally down to earth and the umph thing is, they're not snobbish unlike certain gals..well most to b truthful on a 1st time met basis...And yes They're hot ;)

So came the time we had to send them back, there i was nicely chatting wiv them in the car, we were laughing out loud, having a very good time bonding, then suddenly, the Fugly truth came....There happened to b a roadblock at the Gerbang gate of Ayer Keroh...well i wasn't scared since i know i always carry my ID's and stuff....but my heart sank stone numbing cold when Elle and Mei Ji said they din bring their IC...gulp...never mind...as expected the cops told us to stop....they were trying to b very firm and aggressive...they would talk very rudely to Jay & I but very miangly sweet talk to the gals...typical...then came their head o leader o wat ever u call that bastard...

He was determined not to let us go....we had to stand at the corner and think of a solution....we tried our best to calm the gals...the situation got worst when they had to ring their parents and race to the scene of crime....nasty...so we waited...we waited more than an hour, so the cops got edgy and impatient they kept asking hey where is the dad?few min later...one came and approached us...i could never forget those shocking words:

Cops: Kalau nak settle ni ade 2 cara je...susah dan senang....

Kamal: Cara susahnye apa bang?

Cops: Senang je, pompuan ni masuk lokap, tunggu bapak dier bawak ic pastu lepas...

Kamal: (Heart racing) Cara senangnye Bang??????

FUCKED UP SAME COP: SENDIRI MAU PIKIR LE...........

It was at that time....i began to feel my temper exploding....i've heard the stories from my friends on how cops would ask for bribery and stuffs like that...some would even accompany u to the ATM machine and wait for u to withdraw the cash...but in all my years of living, never had i encounter all of this...sure my dad's been stopped by cops b4 but never once did he bribe the dude..may b grown ups know better on how to handle the situation...knowing that there were 5 innocent and inexperienced young ones there...they attempted to go to the extreme...It was a cat and mouse game..

Here i m wiv a fucked up aged cop asking direct to my face on bribery...i couldn't take this shit no more so Jay stepped up and tried to resolve it...heck u guess how much they wanted from us?RM 100...wtf....there were 5 cops standing there and all of em wanted bribe...wat has happened to our police force?my late grandpa used to b in the force and he carried out his duty wiv pride and honour...THAT BADGE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN ITSELF U FAGS FUCKERS ASS HOLES......

Jay & I wouldnt budge so yes we waited for the dad to come....a few min of talking wiv the cops and the dad managed to settle everything...thank god....then the idiot cops can say somemore.. ok u gals can go back...u 2( Jay & I ) stay here....i was like hah?we're the ones wiv the ID's y we have to stay back...after the gals left, they can ask some more for bribe..wat are u freaking retarded o wat...we din give u anything just now we certainly aren't gonna give u now ya fuck head...the leader can even have the nerve on saying KALAU DIORANG BAWAK IC U ALL SUDAH BOLEH PERGI ENJOY SAME DIA...HELLO THEY ARE NOT OBJECTS U PERVERT....seriously i m getting sick of telling this....

The lesson that we can share to u today is ppl, besides Bringing ur IC at all cost whereEVER u go, don't bribe....never...even if they ask u 2....just dont.....trust me, it'll taint ur soul...i m no saint n heck i aint gonna try to b one either...but i noe my limits, and i m proud to say, on behalf of Jay as well, WE DIN BRIBE...FUCK U STUPID COPS...

Call Of Duty is required....Medal of Honors are stripped...

~~fAsTiNg DeLiGhT~~

Yohoho everyone...this one's coming fresh from the oven..well it used to back then....i love fasting month...its the one time of the month i could some sort of relax and get rid of this world's temptation..trust me it works..not just the whole unable to eat till 7pm thingy, but spiritually..try it u'll get wat i mean(heck i went through a very rough ride that month u should noe don't u..yes YOU)...

Well its not a secret that one of the plus factors y i love fasting month is due to the promising food served on the table( so much for temptation, genius) ....My brother decided to go all western that day so we worked on something very promising hohoho....Jom Kecoh?

The proud chef....cough padahal tak buat ape2 pun...

Bon Appetite.....

~~4 JaCkS & 2 KiNGs~~

As promised earlier..another daily update of the past from us tehe...Went for jamming last few months with Joash, Jonathan James, Jason, Julian, Ken Nie( WHERE U AT LA BRO) & myself..truly awesome..originally went for an hour then extended for another throat piercing hour of burunging kakak tua lmao...

The thought of forming a band came knocking on our doors...we would call ourselves by the infamous name of "4 JACKS & 2 KINGS...The crowd would love us and we'll be charting America's Top 40 and bring home the Grammies then get high on Coke, enjoy life like never before...ah hahaha perasan kan?wat the heck its not wrong to dream u cows ;)

See his muka mati bini u noe him by his name..Jason The Farter...zzzzzzz......

P.S/ Guys i joking ni lol don come banging my door and burn my ps3 ya hehe...but no apologies for u Ju..that was straight to u from urs truly..u suck big time u fake santana wannabe lmao ;)

TIME TO ROCK.....

..Another fake talent tries to come and undo mr Fako's mistake but the crowd goes inpatient..they cry out for their hero...KAMAL KAMAL KAMAL KAMAL.....where could our savior be?


Oh thank the lord...ring the bells...say a prayer coz here comes our King in a funk so great Elvis would look like a lil gal...."I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO ALL MY LEGION OF FANS WHO KNOWS I M THE KING..ENCORE PPL ENCORE...YES YES...."


Ini ape citer ni main dram takde stick?Chop stick pun tada?OUT!!RED CARD!!!

4 JACKS & 2 KINGS PEOPLE...4 JACKS & 2 KINGS...

~~LiL bEe TuRnS sWeEt 16~~

Cough so sorry for disappearing lately...Special msg to Arshavin: I wasn't wanking u MILF hunter haha....been kinda off the pace lately thats all....well i promise i will update daily...yeap yeap one post per day so pweety pweety pwease dont stop visiting plssssss..lol wan to rush things...already December so u'll b hearing most of em are old lame outdated stories...

I will start up wiv a Lil Bee that finally turns 16..well already turned haha you get wat i mean...Yup..dear Rui Ying...Jason's Honeybun (Unfortunately)..I just like to add that i m happy to know u RY and wish u all the best wiv our dear Romero...u sure changed the living hell outta him...Ah love...such a force....so....lets move to the pics ya....

Wei rilek le RY there's no need for such violence..oh wat the heck may b a lil shove of that knife in his nose wont hurt rite haha..





Lol Son ur killing her...slow down on the feeding..


Some Vids we took for this joyful occasion:

Time to rush to the next level ppl...stay wiv me..

~~KiNg PaReEt~~

This is one more short random post lol but i find him too adorable to resist so here i bring to u....the shortest post bout a sweet lil fortunate kitten whom we treat like an emperor...when we waltz..the room will b utmost silence in the presence of.........

KING PAREET!!!!!Ur so damn comel lote damn it...

PURRRRRRR

~~HaPpY AnNiVeRsArY sMiThS~~

Finally managed to go online.....stupid strymyx wat menyemak idup org je...so left behind with so many things to post here.....especially the one bout Ju's 3rd nipple and Nathan's sick appetite of seeking for pleasure lol...

For now i m just gonna keep this simple and sweet....its bout 2 ppl that are glued to my well formed ass and i m unable to fart them out of my pathetic life...hmm..that sounds wrong in a way huh lol...Mond and Debbie....they hit 1 full year woot woot.....nowadays ah...wan tahan for even a month very susah...ppl these days cough...

Hmm honestly when i 1st saw these 2 together..i'm thinking..wat the fish?lol....i had my doubts during the beginning but yeah these 2 showed me wat kind of dumbass i was...still m lol...we wish u 2 the many best and hopefully u'll 2 last till the sky drops ya...love u guys...

Ah Love.....such a word ;)

~~YoU kNoW mY nAMe~~

During the times of our absenteeism, i have discovered many new teachings in life and valuable ones as well...I thank the ppl that have blessed my life and through those moments...i learned...

I would like to thank each of the hommies from The M.O.F.A.K.S for being there for me whenever i was choking....Throughout their support i finally know now wat it feels like to have friends that i could keep, TRUST and take them as my flesh and blood...it may sound corny to some of u , i noe..But thats just how the cookie crumbles for me..i don't care if some mite call us immature from the way we behave and think nor act (BELIEVE ME WHEN I FIRST FOUND OUT THAT THAT PERSON SAID THIS BOUT US, IT NUMBED ME, STILL DOES)...we know who we r, our capabilities and most importantly, one thing that i can dare to say where ever we go, and the ppl that we met, we would never fail to put a smile on their faces, bcoz thats just wat we do......we're just crazy loco's....

This maybe too difficult for a blunt instrument to understand...any thug can kill....As of from now, i need to take my ego out of the equation, and judge the situations dispassionately and be prepared for the outcomes of reality, would u like me to b half monk and half hit man? I'd say.......YES.....CONSIDERABLY.....

introducing a new lesson i learned in life.....

If you take a life
Do you know what you'll give?
Odds are you won't like What it Is.

When the storm arrives
Would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes I've deceived

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
The coldest blood runs through my veins

If you come inside
Things will not be the same
When you return to my eyes
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Then you yourself but if you must pretend
You may meet your end
Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
Life is gone
With just a spin of the wheel

You Know My Name................

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