~~GrAdUATioN fEveR~~

I never dream that this day would inevitably come for me..it seemed so far out of reach, but thank the lord my hard work's finally paid off...31/10/09 would b a date cemented in my long serving memory, knowing that i have finally snatched a milestone of achievement in my life...I've let me folks down throughout my life, haven't been much of a good son to them at all....but i owe them a debt i noe impossibe to repay....

It was a tough course i enrolled in....a kick ass American program wiv a passing mark of 69 for every subject..on top of that, if u fail, u have to pay in USD $ for a resit..nasty....Few would make it....many would pull the plugs after their 1st sem....i'm no smarty, heck i hate studying very much...but i thank all of the ppl close to me for helping pass this test...When the results came out, and i was told i had completed the program, a huge sigh of relief was taken off these shoulders....it gave me another urge to further my studies....Knowledge, it never ends...everyday is a learning curve for us all...I have to say i admire how the Chinese would save all their money during their working days to provive their children the best education...thats a greatest gift a parent could provide to a child....bless u all...

And so...wiv that completed, ur hearing this from me, some 1 who hates studying to d max, saying that learning is smth we cant take for granted...keep on learning..bcoz we all r so ignorant of so many.......................

Cough so moving on haha i headed to KL wiv my parents for graduation..FYI Debbie & I graduated the same year and yes my good old Bud, Mond tagged in...thanks bro....and thanks for the wishes guys.....enjoy the ceremony ppl...

Yes Debbie..We're graduates.....woot woot...




Bro We really have to work on thie height issue man...kesian la skit kat aku...its my special day man lol...


That's wat i'm talking bout bro....yahoooo.....

Empower Your Mind.......

~~DebBie TuRnS 21~~

It was a special occasion for our one strong independent Miss Debbie as she turns 21 to d max...She was having a kursus thingy at KL, so Mond & I went up to Wangsa Maju to celebrate wiv her...macam sial ah die mia tutor kasi jalan salah boleh langgar tiang tau...kalo enter Amazing race sure kita last bro kehkeh...so instead of the normal 2 hours we took an additional 4 hours to locate WM...managed to find her haha at last..fuh....

Traveled to KLCC to lepak and chill there....not much of a celebration but its nice to have 3 grown old farts having an adult conversation (konon).....happy 21 Debbie..love ya loads

U2 never fail to impress me...wishing u 2 all d best...happy Bday Debbie..


Yeah happy 21 from urs truly 16 Debbie...


Lovable, Great personality and charming..thats our Debbie...ur a lucky man bro ;)

Youth is so beautiful....

~~SeLaMaT hArI RaYa~~

"Hai selamat hari raya, kami semua ucapkan, rasalah kuihku, pilihlah mana yang satu, pada hari ini, kita bermaafan2, kita menjamu selera," and the song goes on blah blah ;) I love this year's raya...i hereby declare it the bestest in my whole 16 years living cough...I've never actually organised an open house b4 so this year was gonna b different woot woot...P.S, those whom were invited and din turn up r NOT forgiven ;(

Thanks for those who turned up and i really appreciate u ppl whacking the living hell of the food ;) i think they easily gained 2 kilo's that day lol..haha steady tak hari raya rumah aku, leh pasang lagu Michael Jackson lol......Its been an emotional ride for me during that month and being wiv frends was exactly wat i needed....thank u all...slamat hari raya and maaf zahir batin..


Now we change to versi Bahasa Melayuku yang kopak ya..here it goes...lampu, kamera...AKSI......






Hai tuan2 and Puan2, hari ini kita akan blajar bukan macam mana nak masak rendang, tapi cover maut macam kita la yang buat semuanye ye...cough...


Ketupat nasinye udah tersidai sedia untuk di bare.....uff...


Tiga Abdul.....yg tengah tu paling encem kan ;)


Bersama keluarga kesayanganku...


Bersama nenekku yang masih kuat dan tak reti nak pandang camera lol...tgh nyanyok kot..


Adik2 poser...


Cewah cam pengantin bahagia yek besama kakak LAWYER burukku ;)


Duduk di sebelah kiri yang tersengih cam Elmo tu nanny kucing kiter lol, sebelah dier burung kakak tua yang sebulat2 gemuk lol...


Ni 2 orang tukang cuci kebun..hari ni cuti tak keje..smart la konon...pui...


Ya bersama hos rumah anda yang anggun merupakan pasangan yang paling sihat dan sempurna haha...


Eh Abu cukup la makan jangan sengih...lepas ni keje kuat ye..


Dan itu dia di sebelah kiri merupakan bidadariku yang dicuri oleh bekas kawan baikku bernama Hang Celaka..cis bedebah kau Celaka, jom heboh..


Yang kat tengah tu Pelancong Jepun sesat rumah..dia ingatkan ni Bon Odori...tak pe..nasib raya kalo tak dah bagi penyapu buruk dah...name die Jin Wasababi...name glamor die JAP FUTAKER LOL..


Eh yang pompuannye asal lak cover ayu yang kita jantannye senyum manis lak..


Itu dia baik mia....Ms Debbie d bomb..


Penat makan kiter duk duk jap...Wasababi, tangan tu jangan usik Abu nyer joy stick eh..raya tau


Gadis2 ayu istana ;)




Kesidang terhormat Sultan Desmond Tan bersama khadam A-L-S-S-S.....


Fuh bergaya skali sultan kita ya..


Dia tambah lagi ngan songkok dier..to d max wamtas la bro...


1 2....Keju...eh yang kat sebelah Abu tu sape?main masuk je lol


Oh namanye Ah Fufu....pencuci tandas kerabat diraja terkenal..dia mia power cuci tandas pakai rambut je tau..fuh...


Versi 2...


Keadaan menjadi kelam-kabut apabila sultan kita hilang 3 skru di kepala otaknye lol...


Panik bini die lol...sila dial 999 puan

Maaf Zahir Batin Ya...

~~Sk8tEr BoYs~~

We're nearing the end of they year and i m like so way behind schedule...stupid pc still not here so have to bear wiv this loco comp....will try to speed things up ppl but in the mean time just enjoy this short story of our latest adventure...roller blading at MBMB...


Dalam keter pun mesti menggunakan topi keselamatan ;)

He was a skater boy i said see ya later boy....

~~H1n1 oN tHe RisE~~

Back in August this disease was running hot n wild...its still on the loose seriously wiv the government not wanting to cause a national catastrophe..Schools like MHS, St David had to b closed down for quarantine purposes...Our dear lil Alicia was coughing terribly one day so we had to rush her to the hospital...seriously we never tot this H1N1 thingy was a biggie till we saw it wiv our own eyes...

While in the hospital, Jason, Ju & I were playing ninja wiv our awesome masks and drawing some angry crowd if ya ask me but heck wiv it la lol it was fun...suddenly a patient was rushed out from the room, caughing badly and struglling to catch her breath for a vanilla blended, and yes u don have to ask she was tearing so heavily, cluthing her hands to her chest....she had to b rushed to GH...we were wondering wat was the commotion all bout till the dad said his daughter kena H1N1...without even saying another word, we sprinted out of the hospital saving our own asses...scary la ppl....very scary....so, here's an important message to all....stay healthy...







Eh kate batuk tapi nampak sihat je lol...


Sharing is caring..


Eat la u posers ;)


Dr Kamal securing the area...


..Powerpacked by his loyal steed Desmond confirms this area is F#%ked lol...


Some random BS of us lol....

BEWARE PPL...BEWARE......

~~Pa Ra Pa Pa Pa...I'm LoViNg It~~

That's rite ppl as the add suggests...We're chilling out at DP's Mc.D exactly at 2:04am lol....Sorry la my pc went haywire again so have to go all the way here lo sigh....well its not bad sitting down here exchanging laughs and burgers...we're enjoying some classic Euro Animal porn sponsored by our taiko Jay Shah.....


lol nth much here so toodles from us.....






Tengah takde keje...


Cruising off from ur beloved gay lovers...

We're Loving It....

~~WiLL ThE rEal PoLiCeMaN pLs StANd Up??~~

Since today my brothers pc went kapoof i m left wiv this outdated, slow garbage comp that cant even upload photo's nor download anything...shish.....anyhow the show must go on...this happened just recently when Jay & I were wiv some couple of his friends hanging around innocently, chit-chatting and getting to know each other...I've met them previously at KLCC but we barely talked so i tot hey this could b a delicate time to know em....

We had planned to let them meet the whole damn group but that would seem to good to b true as Ju had to go to KL for a penis enlarger, Mond was piled up wiv assignments so there goes Debbie as well, Romero was busy wiv futsal, And finally our 2 lovebirds Mark & Nathan were too busy romancing their "stones" if ya ask me....So it just came to Jay & I...hmmm...

Met the gals at Portuguese Settlement at 11pm and it was raining like shit....had a nice chat wiv all 3 of em...Denise, Ellise, and Mei Ji, 3 warm and friendly gals from the land of KL...Nice ppl if ya ask me....totally down to earth and the umph thing is, they're not snobbish unlike certain gals..well most to b truthful on a 1st time met basis...And yes They're hot ;)

So came the time we had to send them back, there i was nicely chatting wiv them in the car, we were laughing out loud, having a very good time bonding, then suddenly, the Fugly truth came....There happened to b a roadblock at the Gerbang gate of Ayer Keroh...well i wasn't scared since i know i always carry my ID's and stuff....but my heart sank stone numbing cold when Elle and Mei Ji said they din bring their IC...gulp...never mind...as expected the cops told us to stop....they were trying to b very firm and aggressive...they would talk very rudely to Jay & I but very miangly sweet talk to the gals...typical...then came their head o leader o wat ever u call that bastard...

He was determined not to let us go....we had to stand at the corner and think of a solution....we tried our best to calm the gals...the situation got worst when they had to ring their parents and race to the scene of crime....nasty...so we waited...we waited more than an hour, so the cops got edgy and impatient they kept asking hey where is the dad?few min later...one came and approached us...i could never forget those shocking words:

Cops: Kalau nak settle ni ade 2 cara je...susah dan senang....

Kamal: Cara susahnye apa bang?

Cops: Senang je, pompuan ni masuk lokap, tunggu bapak dier bawak ic pastu lepas...

Kamal: (Heart racing) Cara senangnye Bang??????

FUCKED UP SAME COP: SENDIRI MAU PIKIR LE...........

It was at that time....i began to feel my temper exploding....i've heard the stories from my friends on how cops would ask for bribery and stuffs like that...some would even accompany u to the ATM machine and wait for u to withdraw the cash...but in all my years of living, never had i encounter all of this...sure my dad's been stopped by cops b4 but never once did he bribe the dude..may b grown ups know better on how to handle the situation...knowing that there were 5 innocent and inexperienced young ones there...they attempted to go to the extreme...It was a cat and mouse game..

Here i m wiv a fucked up aged cop asking direct to my face on bribery...i couldn't take this shit no more so Jay stepped up and tried to resolve it...heck u guess how much they wanted from us?RM 100...wtf....there were 5 cops standing there and all of em wanted bribe...wat has happened to our police force?my late grandpa used to b in the force and he carried out his duty wiv pride and honour...THAT BADGE SPEAKS LOUDER THAN ITSELF U FAGS FUCKERS ASS HOLES......

Jay & I wouldnt budge so yes we waited for the dad to come....a few min of talking wiv the cops and the dad managed to settle everything...thank god....then the idiot cops can say somemore.. ok u gals can go back...u 2( Jay & I ) stay here....i was like hah?we're the ones wiv the ID's y we have to stay back...after the gals left, they can ask some more for bribe..wat are u freaking retarded o wat...we din give u anything just now we certainly aren't gonna give u now ya fuck head...the leader can even have the nerve on saying KALAU DIORANG BAWAK IC U ALL SUDAH BOLEH PERGI ENJOY SAME DIA...HELLO THEY ARE NOT OBJECTS U PERVERT....seriously i m getting sick of telling this....

The lesson that we can share to u today is ppl, besides Bringing ur IC at all cost whereEVER u go, don't bribe....never...even if they ask u 2....just dont.....trust me, it'll taint ur soul...i m no saint n heck i aint gonna try to b one either...but i noe my limits, and i m proud to say, on behalf of Jay as well, WE DIN BRIBE...FUCK U STUPID COPS...

Call Of Duty is required....Medal of Honors are stripped...

~~fAsTiNg DeLiGhT~~

Yohoho everyone...this one's coming fresh from the oven..well it used to back then....i love fasting month...its the one time of the month i could some sort of relax and get rid of this world's temptation..trust me it works..not just the whole unable to eat till 7pm thingy, but spiritually..try it u'll get wat i mean(heck i went through a very rough ride that month u should noe don't u..yes YOU)...

Well its not a secret that one of the plus factors y i love fasting month is due to the promising food served on the table( so much for temptation, genius) ....My brother decided to go all western that day so we worked on something very promising hohoho....Jom Kecoh?

The proud chef....cough padahal tak buat ape2 pun...

Bon Appetite.....

~~4 JaCkS & 2 KiNGs~~

As promised earlier..another daily update of the past from us tehe...Went for jamming last few months with Joash, Jonathan James, Jason, Julian, Ken Nie( WHERE U AT LA BRO) & myself..truly awesome..originally went for an hour then extended for another throat piercing hour of burunging kakak tua lmao...

The thought of forming a band came knocking on our doors...we would call ourselves by the infamous name of "4 JACKS & 2 KINGS...The crowd would love us and we'll be charting America's Top 40 and bring home the Grammies then get high on Coke, enjoy life like never before...ah hahaha perasan kan?wat the heck its not wrong to dream u cows ;)

See his muka mati bini u noe him by his name..Jason The Farter...zzzzzzz......

P.S/ Guys i joking ni lol don come banging my door and burn my ps3 ya hehe...but no apologies for u Ju..that was straight to u from urs truly..u suck big time u fake santana wannabe lmao ;)

TIME TO ROCK.....

..Another fake talent tries to come and undo mr Fako's mistake but the crowd goes inpatient..they cry out for their hero...KAMAL KAMAL KAMAL KAMAL.....where could our savior be?


Oh thank the lord...ring the bells...say a prayer coz here comes our King in a funk so great Elvis would look like a lil gal...."I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO ALL MY LEGION OF FANS WHO KNOWS I M THE KING..ENCORE PPL ENCORE...YES YES...."


Ini ape citer ni main dram takde stick?Chop stick pun tada?OUT!!RED CARD!!!

4 JACKS & 2 KINGS PEOPLE...4 JACKS & 2 KINGS...

~~LiL bEe TuRnS sWeEt 16~~

Cough so sorry for disappearing lately...Special msg to Arshavin: I wasn't wanking u MILF hunter haha....been kinda off the pace lately thats all....well i promise i will update daily...yeap yeap one post per day so pweety pweety pwease dont stop visiting plssssss..lol wan to rush things...already December so u'll b hearing most of em are old lame outdated stories...

I will start up wiv a Lil Bee that finally turns 16..well already turned haha you get wat i mean...Yup..dear Rui Ying...Jason's Honeybun (Unfortunately)..I just like to add that i m happy to know u RY and wish u all the best wiv our dear Romero...u sure changed the living hell outta him...Ah love...such a force....so....lets move to the pics ya....

Wei rilek le RY there's no need for such violence..oh wat the heck may b a lil shove of that knife in his nose wont hurt rite haha..





Lol Son ur killing her...slow down on the feeding..


Some Vids we took for this joyful occasion:

Time to rush to the next level ppl...stay wiv me..