~~fAsTiNg DeLiGhT~~

Yohoho everyone...this one's coming fresh from the oven..well it used to back then....i love fasting month...its the one time of the month i could some sort of relax and get rid of this world's temptation..trust me it works..not just the whole unable to eat till 7pm thingy, but spiritually..try it u'll get wat i mean(heck i went through a very rough ride that month u should noe don't u..yes YOU)...

Well its not a secret that one of the plus factors y i love fasting month is due to the promising food served on the table( so much for temptation, genius) ....My brother decided to go all western that day so we worked on something very promising hohoho....Jom Kecoh?

The proud chef....cough padahal tak buat ape2 pun...

Bon Appetite.....

~~4 JaCkS & 2 KiNGs~~

As promised earlier..another daily update of the past from us tehe...Went for jamming last few months with Joash, Jonathan James, Jason, Julian, Ken Nie( WHERE U AT LA BRO) & myself..truly awesome..originally went for an hour then extended for another throat piercing hour of burunging kakak tua lmao...

The thought of forming a band came knocking on our doors...we would call ourselves by the infamous name of "4 JACKS & 2 KINGS...The crowd would love us and we'll be charting America's Top 40 and bring home the Grammies then get high on Coke, enjoy life like never before...ah hahaha perasan kan?wat the heck its not wrong to dream u cows ;)

See his muka mati bini u noe him by his name..Jason The Farter...zzzzzzz......

P.S/ Guys i joking ni lol don come banging my door and burn my ps3 ya hehe...but no apologies for u Ju..that was straight to u from urs truly..u suck big time u fake santana wannabe lmao ;)

TIME TO ROCK.....

..Another fake talent tries to come and undo mr Fako's mistake but the crowd goes inpatient..they cry out for their hero...KAMAL KAMAL KAMAL KAMAL.....where could our savior be?


Oh thank the lord...ring the bells...say a prayer coz here comes our King in a funk so great Elvis would look like a lil gal...."I DEDICATE THIS SONG TO ALL MY LEGION OF FANS WHO KNOWS I M THE KING..ENCORE PPL ENCORE...YES YES...."


Ini ape citer ni main dram takde stick?Chop stick pun tada?OUT!!RED CARD!!!

4 JACKS & 2 KINGS PEOPLE...4 JACKS & 2 KINGS...

~~LiL bEe TuRnS sWeEt 16~~

Cough so sorry for disappearing lately...Special msg to Arshavin: I wasn't wanking u MILF hunter haha....been kinda off the pace lately thats all....well i promise i will update daily...yeap yeap one post per day so pweety pweety pwease dont stop visiting plssssss..lol wan to rush things...already December so u'll b hearing most of em are old lame outdated stories...

I will start up wiv a Lil Bee that finally turns 16..well already turned haha you get wat i mean...Yup..dear Rui Ying...Jason's Honeybun (Unfortunately)..I just like to add that i m happy to know u RY and wish u all the best wiv our dear Romero...u sure changed the living hell outta him...Ah love...such a force....so....lets move to the pics ya....

Wei rilek le RY there's no need for such violence..oh wat the heck may b a lil shove of that knife in his nose wont hurt rite haha..





Lol Son ur killing her...slow down on the feeding..


Some Vids we took for this joyful occasion:

Time to rush to the next level ppl...stay wiv me..

~~KiNg PaReEt~~

This is one more short random post lol but i find him too adorable to resist so here i bring to u....the shortest post bout a sweet lil fortunate kitten whom we treat like an emperor...when we waltz..the room will b utmost silence in the presence of.........

KING PAREET!!!!!Ur so damn comel lote damn it...

PURRRRRRR

~~HaPpY AnNiVeRsArY sMiThS~~

Finally managed to go online.....stupid strymyx wat menyemak idup org je...so left behind with so many things to post here.....especially the one bout Ju's 3rd nipple and Nathan's sick appetite of seeking for pleasure lol...

For now i m just gonna keep this simple and sweet....its bout 2 ppl that are glued to my well formed ass and i m unable to fart them out of my pathetic life...hmm..that sounds wrong in a way huh lol...Mond and Debbie....they hit 1 full year woot woot.....nowadays ah...wan tahan for even a month very susah...ppl these days cough...

Hmm honestly when i 1st saw these 2 together..i'm thinking..wat the fish?lol....i had my doubts during the beginning but yeah these 2 showed me wat kind of dumbass i was...still m lol...we wish u 2 the many best and hopefully u'll 2 last till the sky drops ya...love u guys...

Ah Love.....such a word ;)

~~YoU kNoW mY nAMe~~

During the times of our absenteeism, i have discovered many new teachings in life and valuable ones as well...I thank the ppl that have blessed my life and through those moments...i learned...

I would like to thank each of the hommies from The M.O.F.A.K.S for being there for me whenever i was choking....Throughout their support i finally know now wat it feels like to have friends that i could keep, TRUST and take them as my flesh and blood...it may sound corny to some of u , i noe..But thats just how the cookie crumbles for me..i don't care if some mite call us immature from the way we behave and think nor act (BELIEVE ME WHEN I FIRST FOUND OUT THAT THAT PERSON SAID THIS BOUT US, IT NUMBED ME, STILL DOES)...we know who we r, our capabilities and most importantly, one thing that i can dare to say where ever we go, and the ppl that we met, we would never fail to put a smile on their faces, bcoz thats just wat we do......we're just crazy loco's....

This maybe too difficult for a blunt instrument to understand...any thug can kill....As of from now, i need to take my ego out of the equation, and judge the situations dispassionately and be prepared for the outcomes of reality, would u like me to b half monk and half hit man? I'd say.......YES.....CONSIDERABLY.....

introducing a new lesson i learned in life.....

If you take a life
Do you know what you'll give?
Odds are you won't like What it Is.

When the storm arrives
Would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes I've deceived

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
The coldest blood runs through my veins

If you come inside
Things will not be the same
When you return to my eyes
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Then you yourself but if you must pretend
You may meet your end
Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
Life is gone
With just a spin of the wheel

You Know My Name................

fine

~~SoUnDs Of SiLeNcE~~

Happy Merdeka everyone......hmmm.....cough now spearing our way through the big 100(Still not over it cough)..today's tale is bout some concert i attended...lol i would call it a mini orchestra....Eh cant remember the name but if i m not wrong it was Sound Of Silence yah? yah?yah.......Went there to cheer for our beloved Whitney Housten, Elena...no she wasn't singing but she was performing woot woot..eh she plays the saxophone if my short term memory serves me rite...wi?wi?wi......

Um met up with Ding, Darsh & Andrea...lol mana tau nampak our champion Tiger Boontut kat sane jugak lol...Never knew ur sister was in the band oso Lif.....ok i m keeping it short here...just hope my mood swings vanishes in thin air quickly..

STARRY STARRY NITE....

~~jAsOn gEtS a NeW MoJo~~

Oh lala..its always a whizzzpopper when u managed to reach ur goals....today..yes today we celebrate history in the making as we hit the big 100...guys i have to say i m so proud of this blog and how far we've gone through together...we came a long way starting from just 9...the numbers just increase....thank you all for supporting us and pls continue to join our crusade...

Yes this aint no Bday post thank god lol....but its bout some 1 recieving a Bday present ;) As the title itself suggests..yeah Jason gets a new Mojo baby yeah...ur guessing football shoes huh?pfft u wish...It all goes back one day, our dear Jason was feeling the usual fatigue from doing may b tons of housework..so being the big log that he is, Jason waltzed and skipped happily to his bed, he huffed, and he puffed, and gave a big body slam to his lala bed...Krakkkk!!Ah?i noe..thats not the sound u wanna hear when u land rock bottom on ur bed...heck it could b anything...ur bones...mite be even his poodles...well thank the lord it wasn't...it was just a simple price to pay...his expensive guitar...lol

Son watched in horror and chocked in sadness as he witnessed in guilt the crime that he had just committed...his beloved guitar....its neck had been snapped...in his defense, Jason said he din notice the guitar as it was covered in an eye-deceiveing blanket...ish ish ish..kecian member...terus kecewa.com...tak jadi nak tido..U'd expect his parents to b furios with him...after all thats one pricy of a treasure i tells ya arr....Aik but i guess Jason managed to pull out a muka pasrah org kate kan...lol he was given the green light of a new guitar...syok mai...Nasib baik he broke that guitar around his Bday..lol

So i was sitting at the Deli with our good old buddy when he told me he found a new mojo baby yeah....fuh memang lawa la....its a whooper i tells ya...wat a way to celebrate our 100th post....arr!!!



Fuh bro check out the glare...its shining wow..

When one is too happy..one must not contain their emotions..even if they do not noe how to play..learn from him..lol..

THE NEXT 100...WE CAN MAKE IT GUYS...

~~JaZeL tUrNs SwEeT 16~~

Ah ok...this was smth that i had to post a long time ago but just din have the materials...Courtesy to Ju for his contribution..thanks buddy...1..2...3..The magic begins....

It was another sweet 16 for our beloved friend as well...u noe her by her famous name...she wrecks the guys hearts in agony...she's got the looks and style....she walks and breathe in fashion..she's the girl next door...JAZEL LIM...hurray......Well her Bday was a day after the Pool party that we had so yeah this is actually a prequel to certain events lol....

Jazel celebrated her beloved 16th Bday with a bang ppl...If i m not mistaken she signed in for a beauty pageant thingy?um screw it i suck at this but well u noe...gals being gals...make up here..uh..eye lashes..uh...eye liner...wait..lips stick...ano...Sexy blue dress?and Vualla ....u have ur self a troll....lol...cough sorry Jaz....In attendance was Janine( She wasn't my boo yet lol), Darshna, Andrea, Shu Ping, Angel, Garrett and his Pal which i don noe his name lol sorry, Ju, Rui Ying, Vanaja, and Yours truly...Thats all, rite?Our good old Jason were to join last..and later lol....

So she had her makeup done...glared for the camera irresistibly, posing sana posing sini..damn that took quite some time and for um like 200++ Bucks? There u have it haha… Ah wait..i forgot to mention..The gals presented Jazel her Bday present..A condom and lingerie lol…Nice.. after the event, we took some time to think on wat to do next… …A movie? nope….So they settled down for bowling…ok…Ju & I gave Jazel her Bday present..yeah she liked it all rite….It was Raining, and Rainism was dominating the house ppl….some score here..longkang…spare….there goes another activity…Jason decided to join us around 6…we brought the gals to Jonker for Laksa…

Andrea and Darsh had to say their goodbye’s around 9..so Jan & I accompanied them...After sending them back, Jan & I had some talk bout a certain issue….fuhh I think that started off things pretty well…I seriously don noe wat the heck I m bullshitting here so here’s the highlight of the nite for ya…WE met up with Jason & Co at This gay bar I won’t mention its name…There were some drinking here and there...they were all bored and wanted to play that lame game called truth o dare…pfft a bunch of amateurs..I’ll show ya how to play like a real daredevil…So I came out with SPIN THE BOTTLE….

No I won’t mention the rules and regu’s of this game nor even its outcome….moreover we changed the rules to make it even more…more…MORE EXTREME…so it ends here…all I can is that was the best Bday gift we gave to Jazel…n to that…we say grace….Amen…rite bi? rite?bi?bi?Bi?

NEXT..WE GET 2 BDAYS AT A GO AGAIN ;)

~~sLeEpOvEr At ThE tAn's PaRaDiSe~~

Hello..Yellow...Allo...Mushi2...Apa Khabar?Surat khabar...Good Lord i miss posting....sorry ppl my pc went haywire...darn it...Have to use my bro's pc now...well its ultra super fast that's the good news ah hahahaha....

Cough now marilah kita mara ke hadapan dan mulakan pengembaraan harian kita...1st of all....wishing all the muslims in the world a very happy Ramadhan Al Mubarak.....hope this year gets even better...Alif, tahun ni kena byk pergi masjid eh...cukup le asyik tembak cicak je lol....ok lets goooo!!!!!!! We were sitting down at the mamak getting high smoking good s**t ;) Jason, Jeremy, Julian and I were at present for this outing...ahhh its been a while since we had a nice pot of shish...its very hard to find a spot nowadays since there are rumours saying that shisha is being banned in Melaka...sigh....

But alas, we managed to find one and huff puff we go....on our way back from our enjoyable outing, we were given a surprise attack by Jason's maid....more of a Shocker if u ask me...SHE WENT MISSING.......MACAM MANA NI????We searched everywhere in the Tan's mansion hoping to find u Kak....but unsangkareblely dier gagal dikesan....u guessed it rite ppl.com..she ran away....Garhhh.....She had it all planned if ya ask me....hmmm...weird....Susah la pompuan ni....

There were no problems if u ask me.....Hmmm....Son i think its ur fault la Son...1st u ask her to massage u god knows which spot that rhymes for u...Then u two time her by stealing Rui Ying from me and and left ur maid heart broken....Finally u ask her to cook nuggets everyday..sigh one time this guy eat nuggets i tell u ah ppl....silap2 with other ppls 'nuggets' oso he hantam lol..cough Son jokin oni ah..Rui Ying ask me to write like that..cough...

So after seeking for her endlessly, we concluded that that good old maid now is a fugitive on the loose....heck if u ask me she mite now be doing some wushu mushu if u noe wat i mean lol...Since this was a rare opportunity, Jason suggested us to sleepover at his house....lol not a bad idea bro...so its Jay, Ju & I resting our asses in the Comfy Tan's paradise ahhahahahahah(i really have to stop doing that should i)....Well we weren't sleeping actually, more of cock talking yup yup....Was catching up with Jay haha apa nak buat member kan dah one step ahead...too way ahead lol...6 a.m i followed Son to fetch my beloved...i mean his beloved Rui Ying...lol on our way there, we encountered a spine chilling moment around Bukit Piatu but lets not discuss that here lol its just Btw Son & I....

Had breakfast around 9 with them....totally cool.....lets do this some day again...Now...to the previews pls....

Mane tak best..ade khadam sejati cam ni peh nikmat la haha..


Eh eh the fella go tido pulak..affa ni....eh but can still sleep wit the M.O.F.A.K.S signature pose?



Eh Fluffy wat u doing....shneeky...Jay seems to like it though...wats wit the surfers pants la wei..


The cold is forcing me to go all jackety here...that sounds wrong...but wat the heck...



Biar betik?Jason studying? No wonder la the heavens were splitting...


The solution to his stress?a simple smile n not forgetting...our signature pose yeah baby..

THE TAN PARADISE.....JUST CANT RESIST HAHA