~~YoU kNoW mY nAMe~~

During the times of our absenteeism, i have discovered many new teachings in life and valuable ones as well...I thank the ppl that have blessed my life and through those moments...i learned...

I would like to thank each of the hommies from The M.O.F.A.K.S for being there for me whenever i was choking....Throughout their support i finally know now wat it feels like to have friends that i could keep, TRUST and take them as my flesh and blood...it may sound corny to some of u , i noe..But thats just how the cookie crumbles for me..i don't care if some mite call us immature from the way we behave and think nor act (BELIEVE ME WHEN I FIRST FOUND OUT THAT THAT PERSON SAID THIS BOUT US, IT NUMBED ME, STILL DOES)...we know who we r, our capabilities and most importantly, one thing that i can dare to say where ever we go, and the ppl that we met, we would never fail to put a smile on their faces, bcoz thats just wat we do......we're just crazy loco's....

This maybe too difficult for a blunt instrument to understand...any thug can kill....As of from now, i need to take my ego out of the equation, and judge the situations dispassionately and be prepared for the outcomes of reality, would u like me to b half monk and half hit man? I'd say.......YES.....CONSIDERABLY.....

introducing a new lesson i learned in life.....

If you take a life
Do you know what you'll give?
Odds are you won't like What it Is.

When the storm arrives
Would you be seen with me?
By the merciless eyes I've deceived

I've seen angels fall from blinding heights
But you yourself are nothing so divine
Just next in line

Arm yourself because no one else here will save you
The odds will betray you
And I will replace you
You can't deny the prize it may never fulfill you
It longs to kill you
Are you willing to die?
The coldest blood runs through my veins

If you come inside
Things will not be the same
When you return to my eyes
And if you think you've won
You never saw me change
The game that we have been playing

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Then you yourself but if you must pretend
You may meet your end
Try to hide your hand
Forget how to feel
Life is gone
With just a spin of the wheel

You Know My Name................

fine

~~SoUnDs Of SiLeNcE~~

Happy Merdeka everyone......hmmm.....cough now spearing our way through the big 100(Still not over it cough)..today's tale is bout some concert i attended...lol i would call it a mini orchestra....Eh cant remember the name but if i m not wrong it was Sound Of Silence yah? yah?yah.......Went there to cheer for our beloved Whitney Housten, Elena...no she wasn't singing but she was performing woot woot..eh she plays the saxophone if my short term memory serves me rite...wi?wi?wi......

Um met up with Ding, Darsh & Andrea...lol mana tau nampak our champion Tiger Boontut kat sane jugak lol...Never knew ur sister was in the band oso Lif.....ok i m keeping it short here...just hope my mood swings vanishes in thin air quickly..

STARRY STARRY NITE....

~~jAsOn gEtS a NeW MoJo~~

Oh lala..its always a whizzzpopper when u managed to reach ur goals....today..yes today we celebrate history in the making as we hit the big 100...guys i have to say i m so proud of this blog and how far we've gone through together...we came a long way starting from just 9...the numbers just increase....thank you all for supporting us and pls continue to join our crusade...

Yes this aint no Bday post thank god lol....but its bout some 1 recieving a Bday present ;) As the title itself suggests..yeah Jason gets a new Mojo baby yeah...ur guessing football shoes huh?pfft u wish...It all goes back one day, our dear Jason was feeling the usual fatigue from doing may b tons of housework..so being the big log that he is, Jason waltzed and skipped happily to his bed, he huffed, and he puffed, and gave a big body slam to his lala bed...Krakkkk!!Ah?i noe..thats not the sound u wanna hear when u land rock bottom on ur bed...heck it could b anything...ur bones...mite be even his poodles...well thank the lord it wasn't...it was just a simple price to pay...his expensive guitar...lol

Son watched in horror and chocked in sadness as he witnessed in guilt the crime that he had just committed...his beloved guitar....its neck had been snapped...in his defense, Jason said he din notice the guitar as it was covered in an eye-deceiveing blanket...ish ish ish..kecian member...terus kecewa.com...tak jadi nak tido..U'd expect his parents to b furios with him...after all thats one pricy of a treasure i tells ya arr....Aik but i guess Jason managed to pull out a muka pasrah org kate kan...lol he was given the green light of a new guitar...syok mai...Nasib baik he broke that guitar around his Bday..lol

So i was sitting at the Deli with our good old buddy when he told me he found a new mojo baby yeah....fuh memang lawa la....its a whooper i tells ya...wat a way to celebrate our 100th post....arr!!!



Fuh bro check out the glare...its shining wow..

When one is too happy..one must not contain their emotions..even if they do not noe how to play..learn from him..lol..

THE NEXT 100...WE CAN MAKE IT GUYS...

~~JaZeL tUrNs SwEeT 16~~

Ah ok...this was smth that i had to post a long time ago but just din have the materials...Courtesy to Ju for his contribution..thanks buddy...1..2...3..The magic begins....

It was another sweet 16 for our beloved friend as well...u noe her by her famous name...she wrecks the guys hearts in agony...she's got the looks and style....she walks and breathe in fashion..she's the girl next door...JAZEL LIM...hurray......Well her Bday was a day after the Pool party that we had so yeah this is actually a prequel to certain events lol....

Jazel celebrated her beloved 16th Bday with a bang ppl...If i m not mistaken she signed in for a beauty pageant thingy?um screw it i suck at this but well u noe...gals being gals...make up here..uh..eye lashes..uh...eye liner...wait..lips stick...ano...Sexy blue dress?and Vualla ....u have ur self a troll....lol...cough sorry Jaz....In attendance was Janine( She wasn't my boo yet lol), Darshna, Andrea, Shu Ping, Angel, Garrett and his Pal which i don noe his name lol sorry, Ju, Rui Ying, Vanaja, and Yours truly...Thats all, rite?Our good old Jason were to join last..and later lol....

So she had her makeup done...glared for the camera irresistibly, posing sana posing sini..damn that took quite some time and for um like 200++ Bucks? There u have it haha… Ah wait..i forgot to mention..The gals presented Jazel her Bday present..A condom and lingerie lol…Nice.. after the event, we took some time to think on wat to do next… …A movie? nope….So they settled down for bowling…ok…Ju & I gave Jazel her Bday present..yeah she liked it all rite….It was Raining, and Rainism was dominating the house ppl….some score here..longkang…spare….there goes another activity…Jason decided to join us around 6…we brought the gals to Jonker for Laksa…

Andrea and Darsh had to say their goodbye’s around 9..so Jan & I accompanied them...After sending them back, Jan & I had some talk bout a certain issue….fuhh I think that started off things pretty well…I seriously don noe wat the heck I m bullshitting here so here’s the highlight of the nite for ya…WE met up with Jason & Co at This gay bar I won’t mention its name…There were some drinking here and there...they were all bored and wanted to play that lame game called truth o dare…pfft a bunch of amateurs..I’ll show ya how to play like a real daredevil…So I came out with SPIN THE BOTTLE….

No I won’t mention the rules and regu’s of this game nor even its outcome….moreover we changed the rules to make it even more…more…MORE EXTREME…so it ends here…all I can is that was the best Bday gift we gave to Jazel…n to that…we say grace….Amen…rite bi? rite?bi?bi?Bi?

NEXT..WE GET 2 BDAYS AT A GO AGAIN ;)

~~sLeEpOvEr At ThE tAn's PaRaDiSe~~

Hello..Yellow...Allo...Mushi2...Apa Khabar?Surat khabar...Good Lord i miss posting....sorry ppl my pc went haywire...darn it...Have to use my bro's pc now...well its ultra super fast that's the good news ah hahahaha....

Cough now marilah kita mara ke hadapan dan mulakan pengembaraan harian kita...1st of all....wishing all the muslims in the world a very happy Ramadhan Al Mubarak.....hope this year gets even better...Alif, tahun ni kena byk pergi masjid eh...cukup le asyik tembak cicak je lol....ok lets goooo!!!!!!! We were sitting down at the mamak getting high smoking good s**t ;) Jason, Jeremy, Julian and I were at present for this outing...ahhh its been a while since we had a nice pot of shish...its very hard to find a spot nowadays since there are rumours saying that shisha is being banned in Melaka...sigh....

But alas, we managed to find one and huff puff we go....on our way back from our enjoyable outing, we were given a surprise attack by Jason's maid....more of a Shocker if u ask me...SHE WENT MISSING.......MACAM MANA NI????We searched everywhere in the Tan's mansion hoping to find u Kak....but unsangkareblely dier gagal dikesan....u guessed it rite ppl.com..she ran away....Garhhh.....She had it all planned if ya ask me....hmmm...weird....Susah la pompuan ni....

There were no problems if u ask me.....Hmmm....Son i think its ur fault la Son...1st u ask her to massage u god knows which spot that rhymes for u...Then u two time her by stealing Rui Ying from me and and left ur maid heart broken....Finally u ask her to cook nuggets everyday..sigh one time this guy eat nuggets i tell u ah ppl....silap2 with other ppls 'nuggets' oso he hantam lol..cough Son jokin oni ah..Rui Ying ask me to write like that..cough...

So after seeking for her endlessly, we concluded that that good old maid now is a fugitive on the loose....heck if u ask me she mite now be doing some wushu mushu if u noe wat i mean lol...Since this was a rare opportunity, Jason suggested us to sleepover at his house....lol not a bad idea bro...so its Jay, Ju & I resting our asses in the Comfy Tan's paradise ahhahahahahah(i really have to stop doing that should i)....Well we weren't sleeping actually, more of cock talking yup yup....Was catching up with Jay haha apa nak buat member kan dah one step ahead...too way ahead lol...6 a.m i followed Son to fetch my beloved...i mean his beloved Rui Ying...lol on our way there, we encountered a spine chilling moment around Bukit Piatu but lets not discuss that here lol its just Btw Son & I....

Had breakfast around 9 with them....totally cool.....lets do this some day again...Now...to the previews pls....

Mane tak best..ade khadam sejati cam ni peh nikmat la haha..


Eh eh the fella go tido pulak..affa ni....eh but can still sleep wit the M.O.F.A.K.S signature pose?



Eh Fluffy wat u doing....shneeky...Jay seems to like it though...wats wit the surfers pants la wei..


The cold is forcing me to go all jackety here...that sounds wrong...but wat the heck...



Biar betik?Jason studying? No wonder la the heavens were splitting...


The solution to his stress?a simple smile n not forgetting...our signature pose yeah baby..

THE TAN PARADISE.....JUST CANT RESIST HAHA

~~PoOl pOoL pOoL~~

Gotta get that...gotta get that pool pool pool haha...cough too much of Black Eyed Peas lately lol...u guys sense smth odd today?there's no sun, yeah...its Gerhana Matahari baby and wat a way to start the day woot woot...we enter the month of July, well actually the end of it but wat the heck...Loads of things happened i can tell ya that...remember this ppl, life is like a box of different choc's, ya never noe wat ur gonna get...pls don forget...haha..

This happened back in June of coz but i was too busy with loads of work so do forgive my eror here ;) lets move on ok....it was the mid term holidays and the gals had something big planned for everyone...A POOL PARTY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Just wat we needed to overcome this hot summer...There were stuffs like games and performances..So u noe..performance=M.O.F.A.K.S lol....

Jason, Ju & I came up with 3 songs, another genius was supposed to join our Theatre Of Dreams but i guess his balls sacked up rite to his butt so yeah ;) it took 2 weeks for us to prepare, seriously i have to say we put on quite a show lol, many thanks for the lads and most importanly The M.O.F.A.K.S. for supporting us all the way, love u guys to d max..Sorry for Jay and Alicia who couldnt turn up for the event....and not forgetting credits as well to Elena for allowing us to have the party at ur luxurious condo lol....basically, aiyo thanks to all of the chicas from IJC haha...lets just get to the fun now shall we...

The Tetamu Terhormat's lol...we came late cough..pls la ppl working u noe..


The lovable couple of June 2009..Rui Ying....if only Son was shot dead...sigh ;)



Hehe had to butt in..."Mal get out la mal potong stim la u ni"..that's the expression on Son's face now lol..



Our 1st song:



Our 3rd...sigh the 2nd no one recorded...curses:



Check out our Meet The Spartans preview led by King Jasonidas...lol..

I WILL SURVIVE......HEY HEY

~~RiSe Of ThE MyVi~~

For a new civilization to emerge, another must crumble, we say our goodbye's to the Kelisa and enter the era of the Myvi..with more features guaranteed ahhahahahahaha...its spacious, its very nice to drive with, the sound system rocks, and most importantly, its SE baby lol....welcome to the club Myvi, oh u will have to prove ur self to us alrite..and so far i have to say u r quite a smooth operator..yeah baby...

Upon having this new comrade, we took it for a simple test drive..sweet lord of pleasure it certainly was fabulicious...sigh the only complain is its just not as small as the Kelisa..i would need that kind of size when s**t happens..the best part of this Myvi is definitely its secret weapon..the overdrive muhahahahahahahaha....




Mark, rilek ah bro..y like jakon ni haha..sniff sniff..


Wah wah getting too comfortable eh..


Arise my new apprentice of havoc and chaos...




This one's for the books ;)

Anyone for a ride with us?

~~aU rEvOiR KeLiSa~~

Journey to beyond any boundaries, u ventured everywhere with us, u could have brought us to Singapore if u wanted to, a faithful companion u've been, u were known as our Batmobile, perhaps u were the 11th M.O.F.A.K.S that we never even realised..

He dominated most of the North parts of this country, u 1st debut to my life in 2005, u were faithful to us for 4 yrs, i could remember while we were the ones feeling the chills upon visiting the graves, u were our messiah, when we met coast to coast with KLCC u were there too, u were there all the time for us...

It was a shock for me when my brother told me that our dear Friend has reached the peak of its life and its time to give way..Devastated, broken, there was nth else but to accept the fact that His time was over...In its final moments with us, i decided to bring Him for a final dance on stage, it definitely rocked, it gave us the ride of our life, wit Ju and I taking some spins, that was the least proper goodbye we could do for u my friend.......




Ur the best my friend, we will miss u...


This view is just too much to bear....farewell my frend...

KELISA-2005-2009

~~R.i.P jAcKo~~

I don care how u ppl spell out his name, Michael o Micheal it doesn't matter to us...Michael u came and brought an enigma to the music world, u've always been an icon and an idol to the children of the world. There have been tons of em trying to emulate ur fame o even try to sniff that mania u gave to us Michael, but none of em came close...not even a whisker..no....never..

I noe i m not the 1st to post bout Jackson's death heck who cares, u've been a hero to us Michael, ironically we never even sang any of ur sangs when we go for Karaokes, obviously known to the fact that ur songs are too hard and dinamic to sing, it never came to our daily conversations how we would miss your songs...i guess when a person is still around u never tend to appreciate him, only when they r gone, its the other way round..but Michael pls believe us, i noe u are watching us with a smile on your face, and u noe for a fact that u will always b loved by the ppl, ur the best that there ever was, ever will b , and second to none....we love u Michael...

In Memory Of Our Dear Beloved Michael Jackson, R.I.P....

~~i ReMeMbEr~~

I remember how it used to be,
Just as happy as any friend can ever be,
United we stood forever more,
Drifting apart would make the eyes sore.

I used to remember wondering coast to coast,
Looking what i cherished most,
Gold and silver; money and wealth was not the thing that i found
A treasure, a sanctuary, however i discovered that has no sound.

I will remember that the flame would burn defiantly,
And the bond and love among us would burn passionately,
M.O.F.A.K.S was the name of the tale,
Oh how it would be bigger than Chip & Dale.

I do remember how we pledged to keep the fire burning,
For the path we walk it has no turning,
The flame however is now fading,
Just like a rose that is now wilting.

Torn, shackled, and distant we've become,
How we have forgotten it used to be so much of fun,
I miss the smiles and laughter that we would make,
But now the pain is so real, its too hard to fake.

But no matter how i remember the pain,
I never forget to remember what i have gain,
You people have been stamped to my heart,
Our friendship is just simply a perfect art.

And no matter how long time separates,
Please remember we are always mates,
Bring back the fire to its glory light,
Let it burn and lit forever day and night.

I believe, i remember, and still hope,
That we all will b back to the way we were,
CHANGE is a big thing to cope,
But we will get past this with no fear.

SOS MOFAKS..for what we have,
Is just....simply..too good to lose....
Because i remember one thing....

Through the fire and flames, a friendship is forged...