~~ThE PoT Is In SiNGaPoRE~~

B4 leaving to Singapore i was already worried that there would b no Shisha there so i made sure i smoked gloriously in Melaka..So when i landed here i was asking a new frend i met in the plane, n fuck yeah he said oh yes we do!!!AND YES WE CAN!!!so off we went to a place called ARAB STREET woot woot....the whole roadside there WAS full wz shisha baby!!hookah here hookah there hookah hookah everywhere ahhhhh i m loving Singapore already...NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Went wiz my beloved batch mates baby and off we went....the place was freaking hot son we were steaming all rite...Shisha was not bad though!!Still prefer Melaka but i have to say everything is efficient here....nak tukar arang sepantas kilat.com beb.....

PEACE OUT FROM THE LAND OF SINGAPORE!!NGAUM!!

POSTED BY STIFFLER

~~tHe DAy I LeFt MaLaYSiA~~~

I Guess this is the time of the year we all get slacky huh? Well hello again dear readers..Shish i lost 5 kilo's ever since i came to SG...ufff...all those muscle mass...uwah....cough anyway here's smth i wan to share wz u guys.....days after the farewell i left to KL wz my family....loads of emotions were running through my boggling mind...Its never easy to leave ur soil n set foot on another i'll tell ya that....there's loads of vids that i'm suppose to load n i pwomishh they will b uploaded once i have that luxury of time again....

Anyways here it goes..my family sent me off n shit i was tearing like bitch lol...I wasn't expecting to b so so emotional really i mean i've been apart from them b4 but i guess i got all emo when i saw this family..The son was going off n his dad was pretty old n short, and he was starting to cry...the son then wiped the dad's tears, controlling his emotions not wanting TO SHOW his old man he was weak, n gently kissed his dad's forehead...ufff ufff that got me straight to the heart...apa lagi..time salam keluarge banjir siot huwahhhhh.....

Uff getting all emo now when i think bout it again....anyways....enjoy the pics while i whine in one corner uff uff

So long Malaysia...

All my bags are packed, n there i went.....

posted by STIFFLER

~~ThE fArEwELL~~

P.S/ HEY PEEPS!!LATELY I'VE BEEN RECEIVING SOME DISCREPANCIES AMONG THE READERS N THE BLOGGERS.....FYI!!I M NO LONGER POSTING THIS BLOG ALONE....AS AGREED THAT ALL OF US WILL POST UP INDIVIDUALLY OUR OWN STORIES.......SO I SUGGEST THAT IN ORDER TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION, PLS LEAVE UR NAME AFTER U'VE POSTED YA.....I'LL GIVE YA AN EXAMPLE!!!ANYWAY FOR THE REST WHO HAVE YET TO POST UP PLS DO SO AS WE ALL AGREED UPON N I EXPECT US TO STICK TO OUR PROMISES!!!THANKS!!

Moving on, lets do a lil backtracking here....Sorry i've took so long to post this up...haven't really settled down yet but the show must go on.....This was the the farewell dinner i had wiv u guys along wiv Terrence n Choo...Son din turn up coz he went for an operation.....really was a good dinner and i thank u ppl for giving me the best time of my life....so here's d pics eh!!!

Joe wiv his Gay smile....Marty having a period o menopause...

Tripple "D"s..

Marty's period is over now....

NICE!!!

Not forgetting our fallen comrade...ISH ASAL MUKE AKU STIM NI.

This lil bee never fails to sting :)

Nerd alert!!!

Gonna miss u guys a lot...

I never had this opportunity to say this, but i will miss u guys a lot as hell....things are rough for me here without u guys but i noe i can make it through........pls pray for my wellbeing's in Singapore....love u guys to d max.....

-POSTED BY STIFFLER-

~~Ju's A MaRtY~~

This is so so off the roof top hilarious ppl u just gotta see this....OK we have Jay who reigns with the most names...But step aside Jap, coz here comes Ju.....DON CALL HIM AL.S.S.S ANYMORE GUYS.....FROM NOW ON JUST CALL HIM.....TA TA TA TA TA TA......MARTY!!!!!!!!!!!AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.....

This happened when he went for a debate competition say some where around last week...He met his angel in disguise n she cant stop tripping bout him.....congrats to u Ju...i mean Marty.....lols

Go check this blog out ppl this is something ya don wanna miss woot woot..This was how he got his newly profound name...

http://amirhsanctuary.blogspot.com/

AH SUCH A GOOD DAY FOR U....MARTY JENETTY LOL!!!!

~~CuLTuRe ShOcK!!!~~

In case if ur thinking otherwise,heck no!!!MY complain here is all bout KFC....I just came back from the mall and i rambled to my house mates on how pathetic it is to not have POTATO WEDGES in KFC..... i mean come on!!!!I went to the counter and asked the dude can i get a potato wedges?He can ask me u mean whipped potato?NO NO sir i wan potato wedges and covered wiv cheese meaning I WAN CHEESY WEDGES U MORON!!FINE I WILL GIVE U THE BENEFIT OF BEING IGNORANT WAT THE HECK IS CHEESY WEDGES....

So i ordered chicken....I DON NOE HOW IT WORKS IN SINGAPORE BUT IN MALAYSIA WE CALL IT HOT N SPICY FOR THE 2ND CHOICE BESIDES ORIGINAL!!!!THE GUY WAS SO BLUR HE CAN ASK ME U WAN MY MANAGER TO ASSIST U???????????THROW ME A FREAKING HEN HERE BITCH I'LL SHOW U HOW ITS DONE GARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

They don have Cheesy Wedges but they have Cheesy Fries?????????

SERIOUSLY WTH???ITS JUST CHIPS N DIPPED IN CHEESE????FML N IT WAS $3.40!!!!

GOD I MISS HOME!!

~Ampang and company~ just gotta love it

Saturdays and Sundays used to be dead boring for me. Everyone elses have their own plans during the weekends.. i can't really hang out with my college matties nor with my housemates merely b'cos my College mates have their family day during the weekends or they'll either hang out with their high school mates..apart from that.. transport is a problem.. they're all scattered.. some in cheras, subang, kepong, ampang etc.. Well, my housemates and my bro pula, once i woke up.. the whole house is empty. I almost got used to rotting at home during weekends.

However, this Saturday was a total random one. I talked to Denise on msn and she asked me whether i want to go out for lunch with her.. i was like ' are you serious?'.. she says ' jom, we go eat ramly burger at ampang'.. I replied 'OKAY. sure sure' totally excited. but her lunch was a bit like a tea break. its at 4 pm.. Honestly.. i was starving.. so i made myself a cup of milo first.lol

I waited anxiously for the her to come..And yeah.. she came exactly at 4pm to pick me up with ELMO. ( sorry yea.. i didn't pick up the phone after you called like 3 times- my phone speaker's broken.. so it doesn't ring.. i just vibrates=P

And yeah... i gotta admit that Denise is a safe driver, she drove me all the way to Ampang, having me, coming out of the car without a scratch. Well.. she just need to have practice with Elmo to have the hang of it and everything will turn up just as awesome. winks* We reached our destination at about 4.15pm. The burger stall is situated just right beside Ampang Point. Denise called up Terence Lee who was suppose to meet us up at the burger stall but he ended up, just about to leave his house that moment itself. Denise and I decided to have a stroll in Ampang Point. Having to see and smell more food in there makes us hungrier instead.

This is Ampang Point

Otai Burger Shop- they have their own Otai brand chilli sauce and their own website
www.otai.com.my- amazing

And good old Terence finally arrive. He not only brings himself along but the rain as well.. haha... mesti tak mandi ni..At last, we can have a bite on this burger to fill our hungry stomaches with. Unfortunately, when Terence went there to order, the ABANG BURGER answered us this- 'hujan lar, tak boleh masak , nanti burger basah'. I was like wtf.. is he for real.

RAIN

All three of us decided to go for coffee bean to have a drink over there waiting for the rain to stop. Denise treated me this Hot Double Chocolate... its a blast, totally awesome, nice soothing and warm drink for a cold weather..and i came out with this idea of Terence having his hair cut at Derrick and Teams over here. He hasn't been cutting his hair for ages ( actually i jealous cos i used to have long hairs too) So, Denise and I successfully persuaded him to cut his hair. Even his mom offer him 1k to cut his hair, he mati mati dun wanna cut. LOL. Guess we both can be great salesman and saleswoman in the future=) We went off to Derrick and Teams for his haircut when the rain had slowed down.

Double hot chocolate with marshmallow toppings. nice

After the haircut which is about 6 something, we finally grab ourselves a burger each. Denise and I had double chicken special while Terence got himself a double beef special. We packed them and went to Denise's house to eat. Her mom just got back home as well.

Tempting aren't they. Superbly delicious.. one of the best. Better than Big Mac

We had like a constructive chat together with Denise's mom. hmm..When we're done with the burgers, Terence and I.. or I will just say its me the only one who was still feeling hungry, Terence diet konon, while Denise.. i dunno whether she's lying or not but her hungry tummy were filled after having that burger itself. We went out for dinner at a chinese restaurant- 'Hari-hari Datang Restaurant' with aunty for like a proper dinner. Burger was a stater for me. haha. Denise's dad didnt joined in cause he wanted kfc, and that he'll pack it on the way back home from work. We ate rice with 3 types of dishes, one of them being a steamed spicy catfish?

This is a catfish on a plate. something like what we ate.. just that the one we ate was spicier.

The dinner was utterly satisfying and delicious. Denise perut pun buncit. Me myself, no need to mention.. i added rice. I am a big eater i would admit. We headed back home after that in which Denise dropped me back home safely again.

THANKS DENISE, AUNTY AND TERENCE FOR EVERYTHING! THIS REALLY MADE NOT ONLY MY DAY BUT MY WEEKEND!

ps: terence this is a dogfish. I was serious that time duh

Before i forgot. This dude actually told me the lamest thing i'll ever hear, this is how it goes:
terence: you wanna hear a joke?
me: yea?
terence: A JOKE
me: stunned*

credits to http://deniseeeeeee.blogspot.com/ and other sources for the pictures.

till then. TODDLES!

~~JoE nEeDs sMiLiNg LeSsOnS~~

Hmm, a smile tells a million things bout a person..If u noticed that Joe doesn't like to smile that much when ya kaching him...Tak habis2 ngan dier punye gay smile....So one fine day, Mond, Ju & I were sitting at Le Garden to give our shy boy some lessons...So here we go....

It wasn't easy...Quite a challenge if ya ask Mond..

Dang it just stretch that face of urs idiot...

Let us strecth this for further intense, ufff...!!there ya have it..

So ppl...remember to smile ;)

~~ThE OnE rEaSoN 2B An Mu FAn!1yAy!!~~

Really...really really.....I mean seriously(chuckles)...i could care less bout Man City....pfft but yeah baby....i gotta give it to MU....They really have established a bond so deep within the team that they are not afraid to let it out on the pitch....So to speak when Scholes slotted in the win for United, the fans were squeeking in joy of coz...yup who'd blame them...A good day for the manager, perfect result for the team......Every one was just in jubilation coz of that goal...All but one, and he goes by the name of Gay Neville....WAT did he do?Pfft i'll tell ya indeed lol Dear Gay Neville was so effing happy he decided to congratulate dear scholes in a different manner that would fit United, not as the Theater of Dreams, but Likewise...PFFT..PFFT...YUP YUP... The Theater Of Gays....coff coff...god its so funny i cant stop my self...JUST TAKE A LOOK KEHKEH..

"Well done honey, u'll get more once we get back to the locker room, may b Fergie could give u a BJ for that goal yeah...but for now, just suck my tongue..mmm..mmm...."

LOL SORRY SORRY JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING....GOD THAT WAS A GOOD ONE..

~~sTrEsS ReLeAsE mAnAgEmEnT~~

I finally got a bloody internet connection of my own..fuh...speed is really Effing fast here woot woot....I will post up on my adventure to Singapore soon but for now....Let me share wiv u something worth reading (As If)...I was window shopping wiv my housemates till i discovered this cool squeezy weezy toy....Kinda useful if ya ask me....They call it a stress release tool n hey...it really works...Just think of that dodo head u hate the most( in my case which u guys already noe by now), and give it a tight squeeze.......The results? Pure satisfaction ppl....

I call him Froggy(duh)...

Initiate position......

AND NOW....

Squeeze..................

THAT WILL HELPS INDEED...FUH...

~ Dim Sum Anyone??~

As usual we will be at the mamak enjoying the pot and talking crap all night long. This time it was only Desmond and me. We both went around 10pm and just started crapping the whole night. After awhile the rain started pouring but who gives a S**t as we continued crapping. And as always we both felt hungry after crapping... The next thing u know this is what we said:(Desmond And Me)

*Ju, You ordering any food?*
*Dunno lah Mond.. Hungry but everytime eat the same food only..*
*Yalah, Wanna go some other place find food?*
*Can lah*
*But what wanna eat man?*
*Wanna go for Satay Celup or Dim Sum bro?*
*Can lah.. We go find for satay celup lah.. if got den we eat if dont have den dim sum lah*
*Ok ok*

And so we left the mamak and on our way hunting and craving for food. Just when we reached the satay celup shop the aunty was closing it. *Damn lah bro* *Dim Sum lah Ju*
blah blah blah.. we arrived at the shop in melaka raya. I think its Eight Tea House. we ordered quite alot and it was delicious (orang kata kalau lapar semua syok) and quite cheap too.. only rm35 for like 10 to 15 plates of stuff.. alright lets just move on to the pics.





Mond Just Cant Wait To Dig In


All Pumped Up And Ready To... Bare!!

~Well Till The Next Food Outing~