~~CnY-DaY 1-WeStErN FoOd & sHiShA!!~~

Its CNY..a prosperous time of the year....They say for those who are in a relationship..ada UMPH...hey hey i was born in dat year...so i believe its mine to dig....WOOOO..cheers for those who were born in 1985..This was M.O.F.A.K.S 1ST CNY...so we gonna make sure it kicks off rite...We were boosted by the return of Mark...the usuals..Edwin n Jeremy working....but worst..Desmond n Jason had to go back to Bemban for quite some days so that sucked...


Well for our CNY celebration..i'm gonna break it down part by part..bcoz it was kinda plenty....so here's how it goes...


DAY 1

• Most of em had to go back Kampung...we were oni left with Julian , Edwin, Mark n I..was supposed to visit Julian's grandma's house...tapi tak senang...
• Well no visiting for us...as a matter of fact.....we decided to celebrate the 1st day in fashionable style...MAKAN....lagi banyak makan makan banyak UMPHH ma....
• Our 1st destination...Asian Havana Cafe....unfortunately it was a no-sale-day..haih..tutup le apa lagi...orang lain pun mau CNY ma..
• We were in a mood for Western Dishes...so with few cafe's operational and not to mention full (u cant even get a seat at Amigo's)...We turned our sights to...THE WINDMILL....
• spotted some hotties there...yeah baik mia....
• Let the pictures be your guide...

Some clowning around moments.....


Yeah Edwin i dare ya ta finish that sauce...


Care for oranges anyone....they're firmly packed and ready to go..


BANG BANG INI DIA BUDAK YG KASI PATAH ITU KERUSI..TAK SKOLAH KA..

• Ah hah then came the food....you wouldn't believe what we ate...simply better than any of the dudes around us...

1st course.....Mushroom soup...ummm....can some1 plz remove that bloody orange..


Sumer nye muka cam nak makan orang je..hungry eh...


Mark Julian n Edwin had chicken chop for Main course..not to mention iced lemon teas..




Heh a bunch of girls..i'll show ya how to eat like a real man..my courses of the day..Dbl hotdog..Mushroom Spaghetti...n Dbl Lamb Chop..


N Of Coz not forgetting my special drink..Blue Snow Rainbow....

• Itadakimassuuu!!!!

Confirmed 101% gay to d bone...


GRR..BRING ME MORE FOOD..OR ELSE I OPEN SHIRT GRR..


Wings anyone, for Dessert?Peh edwin ayu siot...uwek...

• Totally nice....kenyang giler...except for me...i could still fill in a bit more...Julian ordered another hot dog n some wings for dessert...best siot...
• Only got one slacking part...i approached one of the waitress to snap our photos...she totally ditched me...WTF...u call this service ah?y u gonna charge me additional for service if ur gonna b a bitch anyway....sial......
• Oh well...we wouldnt let that spoil our mood....ending the night with a puff....but this time..different a bit...

Look in the smoke...its a bird..its a plane..its a gay..no...its....


ITS ECLIPSE..JENG JENG JENG.....


Yeah we decided to good around by promoting some eclipse....y not...after all its The M.O.F.A.K.S favourite mint...it varies from 3 different colours...but we always take this one...pepperment..



"Take Eclipse to"...Alamak tak nampak muka..Reframe plz...

Much better...Take eclipse to brighten up ur day....




Whether its dark o blurry..Eclipse will still light the way..


I totally dig this Eclipse thats y i m gonna kiss it...Iyer...


DON GO ANYWHERE..2ND DAY OF CNY POST IS COMING UP NEXT...

~~SaY yEs tO BiG aPpLe, KaRa@kE, Vege & NigHt SaFaRi~~

As the month of January reaches an end...M.O.F.A.K.S keep looking for something new n new n new to do...This time...4 things at one goooo baybeh...It was an unsual day however..Our faithful bat mobile was stolen....Haih...so we had to go out the old fashion style......Jeremy(Yay he finally can join us), Julian n I took d Panorama....Desmond's car couldn't accomodate...oh well....we decided to meet up at DP for a movie...Jason however..couldn't Come..had to help mother clean house....

While waiting for that blasted Panorama.....we met a Brazillian dude man...yeah...no tripping...he was heading for St Paul's Hill n needed a guide...wat more could he desire than to have 3 young chaps helping him out and show him d way..His Name was Edward...i think he was some sorta Professor...he came to our beloved country to study the Portuguese culture n language.....well basically he has travelled to most places in d world in relation to Portuguese history..Selamat Datang ke Melaka, Encik Edward..
While riding with us in the bus...he shared his golden pot of knowledge with us n telling a bit bout himself..Yo he's from Sao Paolo man...YEAH.. KAKA....Don seem to b d football type though...he even digs our Malaysian food....Hands Down to Edward y'all...we stopped around the Mahkota Hotel and guided him to the hill....WELL U NOE...KITA BERBUDI BAHASA...it was time to say goodbye to our dear Edward....but not without some shots...YAY...




Meet Edward....


This time Edward din smile..i noe y...Jeremy sure u did smth funny..saw his hand not...schneeky..




oh well...after we sent Edward...it was time to randezvous with Mond....met up at d very very BIG APPLE....



Yay..love that doughnut u munching Mond....Debbie having Durian Durian rite..iyer..


From left..Desmond sister Alicia..His Cousin..and his admirer..Smile gals!!!


Yeah i wan a piece of dat shot too...


Debbie showing off her Blings...nice...

We were still clueless on wat to do that day...Desmond wanted to watch a movie..oh my...Gross...they all everytime movie..making d cinema happy ni....i think everytime they come ni the cinema will open new movie for them...How bout this for a proposal...Sing your hearts out...dats rite, bitches...KARAOKE...YEAH...we dropped off Alicia n her gangs to rot in d cinema(sorry ya) while we go to the grammys..yeah.......Karaoke..dream box...yay....

Not bad la Dreambox...i think better song choices compared to Jetty...Our usuals would vary from BOB MARLEY..FRANK SINATRA(A MUST)..AEROSMITH...MLTR..PETERPAN...LIONEL RICHIE..YEAH WE CAN SING...ONE DAY U JUST FOLLOW US N GO...YAY...WE CAN......




Yay..Debbie i think u can b the president of World Peace ady..


Negaraku.....tanah tumpahnye darahku..really man i sang it..

Fish head emo tu..feeling d song la konon..menyampah...


"My gay will go on and on"..steady Jeremy u rock..


Acting cute eh....k la not bad.....


got two couple here...one text messaging...the other one..romancing he stone...


The two vocalists..specialising in My WAY...FRANK SINATRA WE LOVE U...

Oh yeah ..nice karaoke..Alicia n her friends joined us later...by dat time they missed our performance d..wat sm mr..time out ma....Mond headed back....while we...the same dudes..chose to walk back home man..lol mad cows...but it was really really fun...we walked from DP all the way to Taman Sinn u noe..

While walking..we have this habit which is kinda hard to get rid of..everyone we approached..we'll say Hello....Lionel Richie style...everyone in return..will definitely stare back in a blur...pokerface....haha no kidding...got one gal riding a bike..innocently cycling her way home...out of d blue...i waltzed to her....n spat it rite to her face...HALLOO......lol the poor gal cycled like mad...Le tour de Langkawi...got one Aunty i sang to her..she can reply me back...hallo....wow...sporting la u aunty....really cool...

We stopped by at Julian's house to isi some minyak(haus bang..kena minum sikit)...then all the way to my house to retrieve my stolen Bat Mobile....we fetched the irritating Hohahinho n decided which shop wanna go cekik...wat sm mr...time ta try smth new...Vegetarian baybeh..vegetarian...yay.(Even Jason digs there,really)..there was a bit of hastle there...some argument going on...police car datang tu kawan...gaduh besar..but we lazy wanna layan hoh..too hungry d..




Chin Hua here we come...


This was my dish..


Fish head's..


Jeremy's...


And Hoha's...saw dat pile of lauk not...


WE SAY YES TO TAUKEY...FREAKING FREAKING NICE..TASTES LIKE CHICKEN..even Jason cant resist..

Time ta dig in:itadakimassuuu!!!








While we were eating..Nathan recieved a call from his Wife..MARK was asking d usual staffs la..u miss me not...u sayang i lagi tak..u tak curang dengan i kan...all those stuffs la...he'll b coming back a few days time for CNY..so good for us.......

Delicious..the taukey finished fast like pancakes...word....i would love to have a piece of that tender taukey in d future..oooww...anyways...after filling that stomach of ours...it was time to meet up with Mond n Son..at d zoooo...Night Safari bitches...really cool...saw so many nice animals...BUT SAYANG..NITE TIME..couldn't get a nice shot..at 1st it was kinda dull...the guard brought us on a quick trip...we stopped at d carnivor section...had a glance of those sleepy lions n we did them a favor by yawning back to them...but the trip started to heat up when we visited the crocodile section..yeah....oh my when they fed the Buaya Tembaga..u can hear those bones cracking..scary n nasty..one gulp finish sial...i got so scared i backed off and almost jumped off my toes...totally an experience..

We soon reached the snake section..saw a kada bedak King Cobra..they caught it in Masjid Tanah...a soldier was wondering or patrolling inside the forest n spotted the snake...at least 15 feet man d cobra..memang big...then the party really got started when we entered a small dark place..it was like a cage dude...we entered and dared our way in...at 1st can see all the normal birds...As d eldest n bravest of em all..cough..i had to b last in d group n count their numbers...we came out the wrong way so had to enter again...we nicely talking suddenly Jason said look up there...the moment we looked up...TOMMA WE SAW BIG BIG KELUANG.....not bats...but may b a friendly type..but who cares it was freaking huge..n they weren't like there were just 1 or 2...I swear to God it like gonna fly n grope us...DUH we ran...FROM being last i went 1st in line (had to make sure the front path was clear ma..ahem)...scary lil shit...totally..


Then came the Mini Safari..wooo another creepy one...all dark...we felt unwanted sometimes....lucky got a lot of dudes..if not...will see Angella n Angello again...

Oh ya...forgot those shots...here ya go..




Nathan u dodo head..where were u looking at....


Meet the daredevils..Jeremy u need to learn how ta smile..


Demonic Crocodile...we will never forget u...

Had to leave around 11 coz they wanted to close up...An experience definitely worth trying..soon after sent Nathan home..picked up Edwin..n u noe la..no need to tell u how we ended the night....
















Dunno guys..smth weird bout this photo...hmm..Julian Edwin n Jeremy ssem eager to french kiss more than demonstrating shish...scary..


I'd rather have one for myself thank u...

Till then...NGAUM!!!!!!